Dr. Anomaly Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: It's kind of warm air. Q: What's been coming out of your computer ever since you put pictures of Rachel & Kara on your desktop? A: Jelly babies, not jelly bellies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What's been coming out of your computer ever since you put pictures of Rachel & Kara on your desktop? A: Jelly babies, not jelly bellies! Q: But Doctor, what are you ranting about now? A: It's just a little place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's just a little place. Q: Aren't you upset that your cottage was destroyed? A: Give me some coffee before prattling on like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: Give me some coffee before prattling on like that! Q: Don't you think it's time to watch the Radar again, Lord Helmet? A: No, I'd say the check carbons taste just like paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: No, I'd say the check carbons taste just like paper. Q: You ate the entire contents of your wife's purse? Didn't that stuff taste awful? A: Normally I'd love to help you, but right now my leprosy has gotten a bit out of hand. Ha, ha, "hand". It's like a joke... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Normally I'd love to help you, but right now my leprosy has gotten a bit out of hand. Ha, ha, "hand". It's like a joke... Q: Hi! I'm taking names for hospital children's ward volunteers. Would you care to sign up? A: No, you just need a really tiny collar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Hi! I'm taking names for hospital children's ward volunteers. Would you care to sign up? A: No, you just need a really tiny collar! Q: I'm trying to train this flea for the circus, will I need a thread to use as a whip or something? A: By Wodan's Wickerbasket! The Foul Fiend hath fled to yon demense under the cover of shades and funny nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: By Wodan's Wickerbasket! The Foul Fiend hath fled to yon demense under the cover of shades and funny nose! Q: Uh, Thor, have you noticed any effects from getting hit with Dr. Delinquent's Clownizer Ray? A: Tip top and ship-shape in Brussels fashion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: Tip top and ship-shape in Brussels fashion! Q: So, how do you like your sprouts? A: Well, we got the job done in the end, but you'll need a new chipper-shredder. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: So, how do you like your sprouts? A: Well, we got the job done in the end, but you'll need a new chipper-shredder. Doc Q: Can you get rid of the evidence before Congress starts the impeachment??? A: She had long blue hair and blonde eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Well, we got the job done in the end, but you'll need a new chipper-shredder. Q: So...how'd the kidney transplant surgery go? A: I swallowed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: I swallowed it. Q: OK, the containment vessel is ready. Where is that sample of the biotoxin? A: It's all over but the begging for mercy. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: OK, the containment vessel is ready. Where is that sample of the biotoxin? A: It's all over but the begging for mercy. Doc Q:Hmm, we're the only ones left, wounded, out of ammo, and outmatched 230 to 2... is the battle over? A: She had long blue hair and blonde eyes. (tries again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: She had long blue hair and blonde eyes. Q: Man, you must have had some night on the town! I can still smell the alcohol on you from over here. So, what was your blind date like? A: No, it's detachable so I can plug it in and recharge the batteries. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: Man, you must have had some night on the town! I can still smell the alcohol on you from over here. So, what was your blind date like? A: No, it's detachable so I can plug it in and recharge the batteries. Doc Q: So, did your little freind get any action on your blind date? A: There's only 3 of them and one is made entirely out of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: There's only 3 of them and one is made entirely out of wood. Q: Can I have one of your beers? A: Denim chaffes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: Do you know why cowboys walk all splay-legged like that? A; A man among lemmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; A man among lemmings. Q: Who was that who fell off the cliff? A: The tundra is the best place to get them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: The tundra is the best place to get them! Q: Excuse me, but could you tell me where to get some good lemming kabobs? A: Cold medicine and too much time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: How do you take advantage of Rachel? A: Automatic Manual Lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Automatic Manual Lift Q: What will Tim need to get into his vehicle when I'm feeling better? A: Pepsi and a highlighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: How do you convince your boss you're sick? You need to see the commerical A: A fat guy in a dinosuar suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A fat guy in a dinosuar suit. Q: Who truly deserves the bat? A: A priest, a baptist minister and a rabbi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Rachel Q: Who truly deserves the bat? A: A priest, a baptist minister and a rabbi. Q: What was the first line of that joke? A: the world's largest margarita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: the world's largest margarita. Q: Is that a new swimming pool in your backyard or not? A: Two aspirin, a gallon jug and a two inch piece of twine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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