Geryon Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 WWI? This is inspiring me to do a fantasy world war one type of thing where the Goblins that live in europe manipulate the various nations into war. Very bizarre... If I go any further with the idea I will keep you guys updated. I'm thinking Orcs as nazis, dwarves as russians, goblins as austria-hungary and human kingdoms in the west. maybe elves as french? This is total Weirdness, I need some sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 French?! French!? Elves are NOT French! Yeah, they're stuck up bastards that are selfish and rude; sure, they think everyone else is of a lower biological standing than themselves; yes, they find high comedy in the teeny tiny lifespan of others but they are not at all like the French! Ooh, except for their pasty white skin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Gnomes are cannibals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Nah, gnomes are dwarven Con-men who shaved their beards to pretend they are a different race. they are actually in collusion with certain Dwarven merchants, price fixing etc... "_ Originally posted by Enforcer84 Gnomes are cannibals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Gnome Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Gnomes are cannibals. I beg to differ. Ever since the Gnome Titans have been unicorns incidence of cannibalism in the ranks has dropped almost 30%. It's the damn elves who are the cannibals. And what do you suppose the defenders ate at Helm's Deep? Orc sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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