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Re: I'm working on Roman Era campaign

 

All that came to an end when Constantine declared Christianity the new state religion in the fourth century. The full force of the Roman state was put into stamping out the pagans. But the religion also spread beyond Rome's borders; most of the "barbarians" who overran Rome in the fourth and fifth centuries were also Christian.

 

Actually, the first thing the Christians did with the sword of the state, was turn it on each other.

 

But you're right about the "barbarians." I'm sure many members of the various hordes that sacked Rome were still practicing their traditional forms of worship and belief, but the leaders and therefore the tribes were at least nominally Christian.

 

Out of the many times Rome was sacked, only twice was it by non-Christians.

 

The very first time, in the 4th century BCE, was before there WERE any Christians.

 

And once in the 9th century CE, Moslems attacked Rome and looted the Basilicas of Peter and Paul.

 

Many times in between, and a couple of times after, Rome was sacked by Christians.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Rome has never been sacked by palindromedaries, which is not to say that the palindromedaries have never considered it.

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Re: I'm working on Roman Era campaign

 

Thank you everyonr for your support

 

Bad Romans

(song to the Tune of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga)

 

I wrote a parody to Bad Romance

 

 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!

talk about bad romans

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!

talk about bad romans

 

Et tu - , Brute

Carpe Diem

Adscriptus Glebae

O BAD ROMANS

 

Fluked Plumed Helmet!

hing banded armor!

Gla-adius !

the roman soldier

 

I want your vote in exchange for this bread

I'll join the Senate and soon will be head

I want your lot

lot lot lot

cast me your lot

 

judge our slave warriors with the thumb of your hand

watch fools get eaten by vicious lions

divert your thoughts

oh oh oh

forget your lot

 

(spoken)

you know that they had slaves

one third of the people

you know that they had ways

to keep them in shackles

I write on Bad, Bad Romans

 

vent your frustration in the coliseum

leave the power to the other men

I give you panem et circenses.

you and me could write on Bad Romans

 

grizzled scarecrows all along road (Whoa-0h---oh oh oh)

from Roma down to Capua

so the slave were shown the terrible toll (Whoa ho ho ho ho- oh oh oh)

if they disobeyed the ruler

 

Et tu - , Brute

Carpe Diem

veni, vidi, vici

O BAD ROMANS

 

returning warriors

saw the senate decline

people were cynical

on who held the reigns

Senators were shoved

shoved-shoved-shoved

Senators were shoved

 

offered protection

by Octavius.

who killed dissenters

while out in the sticks.

he wrote their laws

laws - laws-laws

their power lost

 

(spoken)

you know Antony lost it

while loving in Egypt

('Cause Rome was fascist baby!)

the cost for su-icide romance

 

He read Mark's will to the public forum

Antony's heirs weren't born Roman

Octavius used this as a means to an end

to preside over all Rome province

 

so control of Rome would now be honed (Whoa-0h---oh oh oh)

by one Emperor's hands

Octavius alone would own the shores (Whoa-0h---oh oh oh)

on the Mediterranean

 

Et tu - , Brute

Carpe Diem

veni, vidi, vici

O ROME LEGIONS

 

(spoken)

Wield, right, cohorts flank

reserves move up, fill the ranks

Hold center, as shields clank

shore the left with river banks

Walk, attack in formation

feeding off the conquered nations

Vercingetorix wrought starvation

Cross Liore, refresh the Legion

(That took Gaul! baby)

 

 

We attacked Carthage

We broke their shields

We enslaved their men

and we salted their fields

 

ave atque vale - (Hail and farewell!)

ad bellum Punicus - (to the Punic Wars)

Carthago delenda est - (Carthage must be destroyed)

so we salted their fields

 

 

Over a hundred ago, Rome defended her shores (Whoa-0h---oh oh oh)

from the Carthaginians

Rome had room to grow once they were gone (Whoa-0h---oh oh oh)

with colonial expansion

 

 

Empire Rulers (yelling)

 

the questions of (I want your love)

su-uccessions (and I want your revenge)

made Emperors paranoid men

 

issued death orders (I want your love)

on mothers and friends (and I want your revenge)

You and me could write a bad romans

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!

Write about bad Romans

(lot of of bad romans)

lot of of bad romans

 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!

They were bad romans

(lot of of bad romans)

 

Et tu - , Brute

Carpe Diem

veni, vidi, vici

O BAD ROMANS

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