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What is the neatest thing you've ever done while unconscious? Lucius Alexander What is the neatest palindromedary tagline I've ever done?

The fish trap exists because of the fish. When you have the fish, you can forget trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. When you have the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. When you have the meaning, you can forget the words. Chuang Tzu

🎶 Where's a symbol for the number that's two less than two? I need a sign that marks a place, a blank spot just won't do! Is there a way to use a finite set of symbols to Express an arbitrarily large quantity to you? I need a zero! I'm holding out for a zero at the end of the sum And it's got to go here and it's got to be clear That it's standing in place of the ones! i need a zero! I'm holding out for a zero and I'll take nothing less I need it to count up the numbers that mount up Past what Roman numerals express I need a zero! Lucius Alexander the palindromedary gives Lucius a big fat zero

yes Lucius Alexander Inspired by a palindromedary

Yes, but what I am is slated to be destroyed anyway Lucius Alexander What about the palindromedary's wish?

As I was serving my term as DA, A cop came in to me and asked what crime to charge a man whose camel had two heads? And I said "Does anybody really know what crime it is? (I don't) Is anybody really scared? (if so I don't know why) Does anybody really know what crime it is? We've more important crimes to try." As I was serving my term as DA, A citizen came in to ask what I would do about the "bicephalous threat" And I said "Does anybody really know what crime it is? (I don't) Is anybody really scared? (if so I don't know why) Does anybody really know what crime it is? We've more important crimes to try." Does anybody really know what crime it is? Lucius Alexander a palindromedary is not a crime

What am I looking at here? Lucius Alexander Inquiring palindromedaries want to know

Q: When she gets there who knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word will she get what she came for? A: The Piper's calling you to join Him Lucius Alexander In my thoughts I have seen a palindromedary

Q: Do you realize what you propose is so immoral it's banned in thirty nine states? A: That's why all quarks are held in close confinement! Lucius Alexander As far as I know, my palindromedary is legal in all states

Death Tribble mutated inventions Lucius Alexander muted a palindromedary

I don't think you should try to box a tiger. Trying to wrestle one doesn't strike me as wise either. Lucius Alexander I could box a palindromedary but where would I ship it to?

Q: How did your interview go with that man claiming to be two hundred years old? A: Once again I am writing exotic poetry for the Succubus! Lucius Alexander Unquestionably a palindromedary

Q: Hi, I'm Ginger! How do I get to Flavortown? A: With a large grain of salt and at least half an Elf. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary takes the Herb Ferry

Q: Who will stop my feuding uncles from ruining another Thanksgiving? A: All that is under the moon is under the moon. Lucius Alexander Did the palindromedary eat my tagline?

"Are you trying to kill me? Because I have no interest in dying." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says don't even ask for the context.