MilkmanDan
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who's that giant, green guy in purple shorts wearing a sign that says 'Not the Hulk'?" "I don't know, but it's clearly not the Hulk." NT: Ways you should react when the Hulk shows up to your church all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Working a deep fryer. Note--only improved if done by people I don't particularly care for. NT: There is snow on Witchcraft's driveway. How does she get rid of it?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You die. Horribly. NT: You have been selected to choose how Pauly Shore will die. Make it amusing and/or ironic.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Apparently those idiots at the start of the 21st century didn't realize that dogs contain very small trace amounts of highly dangerous radioactive material that, when mixed, can explode with catastrophic results. Once they started breeding Labradoodles, the end was in sight."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Great responsibility. For God's sake, people, we're all geeks here. This is one of our sacred mantras. Stop blaspheming. NT: Superman gets blasted with Foxbat's Transvestite-inator Ray. What wacky hijinks ensue?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!" "You got peanut butter in my--"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And now it's time for CNBC's nightly highlight show. Here we see Senator Tom Harkin shaking hands with a lobbyist using our slow-mo cam . . . wait, was he using the Tunguska finger curl on that shake? Let's wind it back and watch it again!" NT: More unusual ways to greet people other than handshakes.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Climb into bed with the wife and . . . wait, must be physically possible for a 52-year-old. Chew solid food . . . never mind. Have a solid bowel movement . . . uh, wait . . . I know, watch some Matlock and then go to sleep!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kornheiser and Wilbon start showing a lot more cleavage on PTI.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Good lord! When did Ivanova's rack get so big?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dressing like a chicken and trying to take over the nation of Andorra with the help of a flock of highly-trained ferrets. In other words, the usual.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sir, the economy is in the crapper, we're facing massive layoffs, and you're about to be indicted for embezzlement! What are you going to do!" "The Kirk Maneuver. I'm going to find some hot chick to nail. Maybe I'll even paint her skin green first."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Some kind of explosive stomach bug, whenever I'm supposed to visit the wife's family. NT: Other ways to avoid visiting the wife's family.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Playing quarterback. It would be so much easier to make a hand-off.
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Foods for those that just don't care anymore
MilkmanDan replied to nexus's topic in Non-Gaming Discussion
Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore It's like tiramisu made in a trailer park. -
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Leprosy. NT: Humorous things Cancer's daughter should have gotten for her 12th birthday yesterday.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Long, sobbing hugs, as they think about how somebody else gets to regularly nail Gillian Anderson.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just leave him in the gutter, same as always.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Asking him politely to stop, at which point he will.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The rest of your next-door neighbor, Gilbert.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Google "fat calories large pepperoni pizza". Should be all you need to know.
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Re: The cranky thread
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Re: The cranky thread