MilkmanDan

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Listen to hours upon hours of whining. It's not like you have another choice. NT: What should Brett Favre's next career be?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Welcome to Wal-Mart, behave or I'll shoot you in the . . . er, I mean, have a nice day."

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Re: World Superhero Registry Seems appropriate that it's just a few slots down from the "Super Darwin Awards" thread.

Re: Order of the Stick I'm positive V has mentioned being married and having children. Was way back when, but do recall reading it. I mean, I think.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hairball #3. NT: What Champions universe character should Obama appoint as Secretary of Health and Human Services, and why?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The tough get snoring.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Official Gigolo for Scarlett Johannsen. NT: Other things Scarlett Johannsen would be good at other than acting.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Glue packages of tapioca to anvil; drop anvil on Chuck Woolery's head. NT: Think up a good Champions Universe game show, including title and what it takes to win.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nous capitulons!" NT: I can't think of any good slurs for somebody from the Netherlands; think one up.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Instead of wars, conflicts will be resolved via breakdancing contests.

Re: The cranky thread The wife and I are both IT contractors. My contract is up on 3/16, but is most likely being renewed. Her contract is up 6/30, and there's no way it's being renewed. In effect, there's a decent chance one of us will be unemployed in five months, and at least a small chance we both will. Do you think we could maybe see about whether we'll have jobs before we start planning flights to go visit her family? Is that such a crazy idea?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If he was lucky, Gillian Anderson. NT: The Mayans predicted an apocalypse in 2012; what are you doing to prepare?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who are all these people, and why do they keep throwing shoes at me?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone hates you. Wait, that's just New York, never mind. NT: Things that should be done to Illinois Governor Blagojevich instead of simple impeachment.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are executed by the state after being convicted of the murder of seventeen children, four nuns, six puppies, and Bill Cosby. You arrive in Hell, confronted by a cackling demon. You ask, "Is it hot pokers? Immersion in boiling blood? Being impaled on jagged spikes?" The demon cackles. "No, worse. You get your dream of playing football for a living, but it's for . . ." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Seriously? I'm supposed to get excited about the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl?" NT: Things that would need to happen for the Lions to win the Super Bowl next year.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harry's Patronus.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'd hope he'd go tear Joan Osborne's limbs off for writing what is undoubtedly and unquestionably the worst song in the history of humankind.

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Re: The cranky thread I was about to post pretty much the same thing. Three nights in a row, I just haven't been able to sleep. Happens periodically. I'm not particularly stressed or worried about anything or even thinking I need to get stuff done. I just. Can't. Sleep. I get up for a while, lay back down, can't sleep. When I fall asleep, I wake up again. Last night, I finally got to sleep around 2:00 or so, then at 5:00 a.m. the kittens (who got their first night roaming free all night last night) decided it was time to play chase in our bedroom and woke me up. You're adorable, now go away before I do something that would make P.E.T.A. put me on their most wanted list. My brain has been utter Jell-O for two days now, can't concentrate, can't think. I've forced myself awake my ingesting a bunch of higher-caffeine teas, but I need to stop that soon or . . . I won't sleep tonight! Yay!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Apparently my wife's, at least according to her.

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