MilkmanDan
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I thought that was a group of villains. Had sonic powers, caused some form of horrific nausea. Had a flirtation with robotics at one point. Summoned a gathering of angels, once threatened Miss America, terrible stuff like that. They were EVIL.
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Dear Quark, I am a successful villainous overlord. My minions both fear and respect me, and tremble at my presence. I have crushed all the puny so-called "heroes" who have attempted to assault my impenetrable fortress. Entire nations quake in fear at a mere utterance of my voice, and none dare stand and oppose me when I show myself. Yet, somehow, I just don't feel fresh. What do you suggest?
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Re: Re: Brrrr *snikt* "Look out! He's got claws!" "No wait, they're made out of bacon!"
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Re: Costumes in RL Every single costume would look ridiculous. Grond's a four-armed green guy in underwear. Terrifying, but ridiculous. You can't wear spandex or a mask in public without looking like a deviant. Well, I suppose most female supers would look just dandy dancing up on a stage considering the wonderbra-esque soft porn they're drawn as.
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Tragically, I have the opposite problem. My only superpower is the ability to turn any high quality beer into, er, another liquid.