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MilkmanDan

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drawerful of forks always embedded in forehead whenever I wake up. Note--could also be a sign that my wife is mad at me. Will try to determine which once the pain subsides.
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *waddle waddle waddle barely noticeable wave under all the coats, mittens and scarves* Hey, I live in Minnesota.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I can have Nancy Pelosi killed, right? What do you mean, "no"???? I'm the freakin' president!
  4. Re: Timing is Everything!! The Character A bunch of just plain Luck. Yeah, that shot was supposed to hit, but he ducked just in time. He tried to slug the bad guy, but should have missed, but the bad guy slipped and fell into his fist. Luck could simulate all sorts of effects of his timing being so perfect he doesn't even know it.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She meows towards Mecca six times a day. NT: Things to do to make my local high school's football team capable of winning more than two games next year.
  6. Re: Today's Bad Idea We can't forget the long-lost 4th edition hero Crue-Sader, who used his powers of hairspray, makeup, and catchy, hook-driven guitar riffs to subdue villains.
  7. Re: Today's Bad Idea His power is to assumably use his wang to give people a burning sensation when they . . . no, never mind. Just back away.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And the results are in and . . . it's a sweep for the Libertarian party!"
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We have a lovely vacation package we'd like to offer you at a very reasonable rate. And, frankly, that shirt really doesn't go with your eyes."
  10. Re: [interest in an online game?] Avengers: Generation 3
  11. Re: Caution : Superhero at Work Well, there's the standard "save kid in a burning building" routine, which would be very helpful, plus would get him adored by the public (and what three-year-old doesn't want attention).
  12. Re: [interest in an online game?] Avengers: Generation 3 "RRRAAAAARRRRRRRR! HULK SIGN!!!'
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Do not call list? Nope, we don't follow that. Now shut the hell up and try to sell your grandparents some car insurance."
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who the hell is this person and why is he sitting on my couch?
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Phobophobia. The only thing I have to fear is fear itself and, tragically, it's enough. NT: What is my cat thinking as it sits on the couch staring at me?
  16. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Enforcer84 said, "Hero System? No, I gave that all away. Anyone want to play first edition AD&D?" NT: People you really don't want to meet on Sesame Street.
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *** ***** ** my ******* *** you big *********** pudding ********* *** Aruba **** hamster *** ***** Collected Works of Shakespeare *** **** ****** Nixon's left toe.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Doh. NT: Excuses you'd like to see used for the next Congressional sex scandal.
  19. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Aimee Mann on shuffle (currently "Wise Up" from the Magnolia soundtrack)
  20. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "In today's news, Bush administration officials are reportedly involved in deep discussions with the architects of French military strategy in order to get a better handle on how to handle a popular insurgency. The French are apparently eager to pass the lessons of Vietnam and Algeria along to senior U.S. commanders."
  21. Re: "Monkey Ninjas...ATTACK !!!" Don't forget Hunted: Baboon Pirates.
  22. Re: "Monkey Ninjas...ATTACK !!!" Allow me to be the first to suggest a flash attack vs. sight. Special effect is, of course, poo flinging.
  23. Re: Plot Seed: Six Places to Nuke When You’re Serious Eh, wouldn't be a big deal to the Protestants of the world for the Vatican to be vaporized.
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