Michael Hopcroft

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Poll; Do pigs live in trees? "You live wher I lvie, and I live where you live, and we live where pigs live! In trees!" NT: Signs your high school guidance counselor is out of her mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat '"HEY! Ami-chan! Rei-chan! Minako-chan! what are you doing, and where are your clothes?" (I knew we never should have sold the Sailor Moon rights to Studio Foglio.....) NT: Things never to do after suddenly finding yourself transported to Middle-Earth.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know, Joker, this one was actually funny." NT: Sings that Captain Kirk has lost his mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "is my voice all right? I don't know if I'm Christian Bale, George Clooney, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Adam West or Kevin Conroy today. Maybe you can tell."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Abuse of a Corpse: "You're preventing me from practicing my religios. besides, raising the dead is a GOOD thing!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rocky Road with real rocks.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We both know property is an artificial, man-made concept. It doesn't matter in the logn run whether you have the gold or I have the gold. So it won't really gvie you any trouble to give it to me. So stand and deliver!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The only people you can reach on your phone are Li Syaoran, Tomoyo Diadouji, and some hyperactive plush thingie who hates his name because he's always being mistaken for a frog.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The emasculation of Ice Cube.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ryoko falling off the beam after drinking too much sake. "OW!" NT: Signs your daughter is secretly a magical girl

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Show some confidence, baby! What makes you think i can't do it in 13 hours? Come here!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two more slices of bread.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The five-episode "Cheetara's Baby" storyarc.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, my name is (WHO?) my name is (WHAT?) my name is.... Harvey Feinstien."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Excedrin headache #42: You suddenly realize that you know the Answer to the Ultimate Question, and it's a really silly answer. NT: Signs your college roommate is WAY too much into Star Trek.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Necktie? Check. Wallet? Check. PDA? Check. Lubricant and condom? Check. Penecillin shot? Check. NT: Signs your attorney is out of his mind.

There has been a lot of heated discussion, cotnroversy, and general eyes-popping-out-in-disbelief over the new anime comedy series Bokutetsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan ("Club-to-Death Angel Dokuro-chan) and I have been wondering how to write up the character. I might ahve a go at it over the weekend, but first a couple of rules questions: 1. Is there any way in the HERO System rules to model bringing someone back from the dead, healing all his injuries so he's at full BODY and STUN, and cleaining up the mess you made when you took the top of his head off with a spiked club all in one action? 2. How big an Power Advantage is it to be able to "Transform: Person into Anything I want Him to Be"? 3: Is "Child-like face but Hot Womanly Body" a jsutifiably Distintive Feature? 4. How would you write up Dokuro-chan's halo? It causes damage when grabbed (because it's sharp) and when it's taken away from her she develops a physical side effect best left undescribed. (I'm not kidding about that part. Trust me I'm not.) How would you write up something like that?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What are these, harry?" "Panties." "And these?" "Tampons." "I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Why yes, this is a La Blue Girl T-shirt. Why do you ask?" NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Amy? I'm Fred, your blind date. Do you mind if I tear off all your clothing and stick a baton up your ****?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New to San Francisco? Let me take you to my place. I swear I'll make you feel the earth move!"

Re: PPG Doujinshi Writeups? The doujin has started up again with new pages. The cliffhanger ending of Chapter 5 has led neatly into Chapter 6.

How would one do a HERO campaign based on CALMP's multi-dimensional manga and anime series Tsubasa Reservior Chroncile? (In case you were wondering, the aniem just started in Japan a couple fo weeks ago and several groups are planneing to subtitle it.) Figuring out how to handle the dimensional-travel aspects would be tough. So would the fact that each world might have different verions of the same people.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi! I'm Madonna!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You'd better raise my pay, boss. Explosives do horrible things to office buildings."