Michael Hopcroft

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst... Seanaci... new Topic...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oklahoma: So what if we promised the land to you? We've got all the guns! Nyah! NT: Signs you're dating a Demon from Hell.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Idaho: the Best Place to be White!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everybody! Time to meet Jesus!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Papers? WHAt papers?" NT: Signs you significant other is really a vampire.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The number "666" in black ink.

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Re: [Humour]SciFi TV Quotes That's Vila all over.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi. I'm your friendly neighborhood IRS auditor. Let's take a look at your taxes. And, while we're at it, let me fit you for this orange jumpsuit, just in case...."

Re: [Humour]SciFi TV Quotes Some Doctor Who Quotes: The Doctor: What's the fun of being a grownup if you can't be childish? Leela: Enjoy your death as I have enjoyed killing you! The Brigadier: I'm pretty sure it's Croydon. The Doctor: get back! Tegan: What about you? The Doctor; My arms are only this long. I can't get any further back. The Doctor: I am the Doctor, whether you like it or not. Borusa: You will never get anywhere in this Universe as long as you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness. The Doctor: It's based on a complex scientific principle known as "put luck". The Doctor: You've squashed my favorite Beatles! Vicki: I've been to their memorial theatre in Liverpool, but I didn't know they played classical music. Ace: well, we're alive, which is more than I can say for King Arthur the Freeze-Dried. The Master: I am the Master. You will obey me. Peri: Yeah? Well, I'm Perpugilliam Brown, and I can shout as loud as you can! Doctor #3: it's difficult to explain. You see, I am him and he is me. Jo: And we are all together, goo goo goo joob? Doctor #3: what is that? Jo: it's a song by the beatles. Doctor #2: Really? How's it go? (taking out his recorder) The Brigadier: Splendid fellows -- all of them. Captain of the Pirate Planet: By the left frontal lobe of the Sky Demon, Mister Fibuli! Chessene: There was nothing useful. Her mind was full of her relgion. Shockeye: bah! I am not interested in the beliefs of primitives, only in what they taste like. Chessene: In some ways, Shockeye, you are a complete primitive yourself. The Doctor: Well, you look better for a bath and change of clothes. You shoud do it more often. The Doctor: The Rani wants to kill me. All Mel would do is give me carrot juice. Mel: The real Doctor must have told you that! it's his favorite drink! The Doctor: Favorite? I hate it! The Doctor: We'll try the Great lakes of Pandatoria next. the fishing there is exquisite. And the Panditorian Conga! It's longer than your railway trains.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Because other tequilas only taste like ***!" NT: Monsters that failed the Doctor Who auditions.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know when you smear yourself with honey and berry juice, strip down to your underwear, and walk into a pit of bears who had been starved for a week? I hate it when that happens.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eau du Bier Skunkie

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sheep.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I cannot control the urge to take off all my clothes and shake my **** in front of priests."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mucilage Express

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Shirley. NT: Rappers who didn't quite make the cut

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Yugo Zoom. Zero to 60 in 3.7 years.

Re: Pulp Film Recommendations I'll avoid it, but I might borrow the idea. Sounds like a cool character concpet and a story idea with potential. In cxompetent hands, of course.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We may be running two tracks here. It Came From Candyland

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because in the Army, they shoot at you. NT: The names Tolikien rejected for the Dark Lord before settling on Sauron.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Go ahead. DON"T vote for me if you want. I won't have you shot. Really."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "unbelknwonst to the Great Canneloni, we're replaces the netting under his tightrope with razor wire. Now let's see what happens when he realzies we've also replaced the rope with a string of linguine!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You still own a radio.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi! We're Puffy AmiYumi, and we're going to sing our latest hit for you!"