Michael Hopcroft

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Show some confidence, baby! What makes you think i can't do it in 13 hours? Come here!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two more slices of bread.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The five-episode "Cheetara's Baby" storyarc.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, my name is (WHO?) my name is (WHAT?) my name is.... Harvey Feinstien."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Excedrin headache #42: You suddenly realize that you know the Answer to the Ultimate Question, and it's a really silly answer. NT: Signs your college roommate is WAY too much into Star Trek.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Necktie? Check. Wallet? Check. PDA? Check. Lubricant and condom? Check. Penecillin shot? Check. NT: Signs your attorney is out of his mind.

There has been a lot of heated discussion, cotnroversy, and general eyes-popping-out-in-disbelief over the new anime comedy series Bokutetsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan ("Club-to-Death Angel Dokuro-chan) and I have been wondering how to write up the character. I might ahve a go at it over the weekend, but first a couple of rules questions: 1. Is there any way in the HERO System rules to model bringing someone back from the dead, healing all his injuries so he's at full BODY and STUN, and cleaining up the mess you made when you took the top of his head off with a spiked club all in one action? 2. How big an Power Advantage is it to be able to "Transform: Person into Anything I want Him to Be"? 3: Is "Child-like face but Hot Womanly Body" a jsutifiably Distintive Feature? 4. How would you write up Dokuro-chan's halo? It causes damage when grabbed (because it's sharp) and when it's taken away from her she develops a physical side effect best left undescribed. (I'm not kidding about that part. Trust me I'm not.) How would you write up something like that?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What are these, harry?" "Panties." "And these?" "Tampons." "I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Why yes, this is a La Blue Girl T-shirt. Why do you ask?" NT: Signs your pastor is out of his mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Amy? I'm Fred, your blind date. Do you mind if I tear off all your clothing and stick a baton up your ****?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New to San Francisco? Let me take you to my place. I swear I'll make you feel the earth move!"

Re: PPG Doujinshi Writeups? The doujin has started up again with new pages. The cliffhanger ending of Chapter 5 has led neatly into Chapter 6.

How would one do a HERO campaign based on CALMP's multi-dimensional manga and anime series Tsubasa Reservior Chroncile? (In case you were wondering, the aniem just started in Japan a couple fo weeks ago and several groups are planneing to subtitle it.) Figuring out how to handle the dimensional-travel aspects would be tough. So would the fact that each world might have different verions of the same people.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi! I'm Madonna!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You'd better raise my pay, boss. Explosives do horrible things to office buildings."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Too bad for those kids that they don't know those baloons are filled with hydrogen. I'll just slip out before they bring in the birthday cake...."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George W. Bush saying something intelligent in public. NT: Signs the President is having a bad day.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Codpiece of Holding. NT: Signs your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Fill out this financial statement. it'll tell me whether you need life-saving treatment or a prescription for cyanide." NT: Signs your mother has made a pact with Satan.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There's something I must tell you That's why I sing this song. When I start to tell you I wanna hold your ****. I wanna hold your ****, I wanna hold your ****!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pain, Suffering, Agony and Despair R Us.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Only Good Democratic Congressman is an Unemployed Democratic Congressman!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Doctor? I haven't seen him since he was still Jon Pertwee." NT: Worst possible name for an anime magical girl

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "FORK!" NT: Signs your signficant other has superpowers he or she doesn't know about.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Well, here I am, ready to enter the convent and take my vow of celibacy! Is there something you wanted to tell me, Hugo?" NT: Signs that your college professor is out of his mind.