Michael Hopcroft

Iceland gets the fireworks show of their dreams, thanks for Foxbat.
 
NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best place to have a temper tantrum.

Four college students and a Great Dane show up to deal with him, driving a gaudily-decorated van.

Four college students and a Great Dane show up to deal with him, driving a gaudily-decorated van.

Team Edward and Team Jacob vs. Team Buffy. But it would be a very short battle....
 
NT: How you earned that seventeen thousand dollar electric bill last month,

Team Edward and Team Jacob vs. Team Buffy. But it would be a very short battle....
 
NT: How you earned that seventeen thousand dollar electric bill last month,

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "Lobachevsky", "We Will All Go Together...." and other hits from the discography of Tom Lehrer.
 
The big show-stopper, of course, is "The Vatican Rag". "Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!"

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "Lobachevsky", "We Will All Go Together...." and other hits from the discography of Tom Lehrer.
 
The big show-stopper, of course, is "The Vatican Rag". "Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!"

You're assuming he made it across. He's a VIPER agent. He was captured on the way by the passengers of a school bus (an entire second-grade class).
 
NT: Subtle signs the counselor at your child's Arts Day Camp is out of her mind.

He whips out his acoustic guitar and harmonica and covers Bach's ":Little Fugue in G" with them. Very, very loudly.

The substance that makes them shrivel up and die at the slightest touch falls from the sky on a regular basis and covers more than 70% of our planet.
 
NT: Water kills her on contact, so how does the Wicked Witch of the West bathe?

Q: So you're the only person she gives extra-large chocolate chips to?
 
A: The human race was dying out -- no-one left to scream and shout.

Make a viral video showing how you'll have more fun in Norway than you ever will in Kenya (which, incidentally, does not have tigers, which do not live in Africa).

Had this stuck in my head ever since we saw Days of Future Past

One of the most popular Broadway shows of the '00s was Eric Idle writing a musical about, essentially, how stupid and pointless Broadway musicals were. Audiences ate it up.
 
Of course, he was Eric Idle. He could get away with it.

Replace Novak Djokovic with a carnivorous alien plum pudding (blancmanges are so 1970s).

He ties you to a chair and makes you watch Atlas Shrugged.
 
Both parts.
 
Twenty-seven times over the course of a week.
 
With your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange-style.
 
With no potty breaks.

Mass panic among the minions of politically powerful mad scientists.
 
Oh wait, that's Boatswain Higgs, the man who broke Bang Dupree's jaw at Mechanicsburg,

Mass panic among the minions of politically powerful mad scientists.
 
Oh wait, that's Boatswain Higgs, the man who broke Bang Dupree's jaw at Mechanicsburg,

Q: How do you like the PC I just built? He has Desolidification (Magic effects) and all of his powers have "Affects Solid"!
 
A: If I take this computer to the party, everyone will point and laugh derisively.

Q: How do you like the PC I just built? He has Desolidification (Magic effects) and all of his powers have "Affects Solid"!
 
A: If I take this computer to the party, everyone will point and laugh derisively.

Good! I'm tired of being so full of carp. It smells awful and keeps trying to pull me back in the river....