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Mightybec

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  1. Re: The cranky thread I only got nookie twice today.
  2. Re: Musings on Random Musings As am I. I ruined one meal by bleeding all over a nice sourdough loaf that we were going to eat with out lobster. Now the Mrs gets sliced sourdough bread. Also, we dont' have any drinking cups made of glass in the house because of me.
  3. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Dateline just setup an internet sting where they impersonated a 13 year old boy or girl, and arranged sex when the "childs" parents weren't home. Over two days, 18 men showed up for illegal sex, one of those from out of state. Sick bastards.
  4. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER We could play chess, connect four, or toss the salad. You choose.
  5. Re: A Thread for Random Musings A night of drinking seven and sevens makes functioning in the morning very hard.
  6. Re: Eliminating Killing Attacks The system works fine for me.
  7. Re: Musings on Random Musings It's good to break it up because all it does is limit motion. My massage lady works on a guy who got his arm really messed up in Nam and he's getting alot more range of motion out of it. I don't know how to stop it from happening, since it's something that "just happened". I went on the meth and vagina diet.
  8. Re: Musings on Random Musings It was scar tissue. Some massage therapists can help you break more of it up, but it hurts like a mother.
  9. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Mightybec philosophical BS #203... A vagina is everything and nothing at the same time.
  10. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Two girls were discussing on of thier new puppies in Art class this morning. One of them described her chihuahua/poodle mix as a little ewok. The other girl's reply was, "What's an Ewok?" And no, she wasn't kidding.
  11. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Seem like almost everyone has a wierd paranormal story.
  12. Re: A Thread for Random Musings My wife took my three year old son out to get a Halloween costume today. She was ready to buy him a Spiderman costume, when he exitedly asked,"What's that?" When she told him it was a devil costume, he knew he wanted it. Now he's asking to wear it around the house before Halloween.
  13. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I don't find Lindsay Lohan attractive. She's too fluffy in the bikini shots I see, and her skin looks splotcy. Not to mention her wookie patch.
  14. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Was Gene Roddenberry looking at a spoon when he designed the Enterprise?
  15. Re: A Thread for Random Musings John List was on A&E casually talking about shooting his family, eating a hot meal, then having a good night sleep with thier bodies in the living room. He shouldn't be breathing my air.
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I wonder what Sherrie, Cindy, Michelle, Brandise, Christine, Toni, Megan, and Leah are doing these days.
  17. Re: A Thread for Random Musings When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two baloons.
  18. Re: A Thread for Random Musings The fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me...
  19. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Free burritos rule. Taking a dump at work sucks.
  20. Re: Musings on Random Musings A rabbit with diarrea
  21. Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes. If A bus leaves Dallas traveling west at 45 miles an hour, and a one legged prostitute named Bruce is stumbling down the road 115 miles ahead of the bus, then when will the pot roast be done?
  22. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I watched Passion of the Christ today while snacking on dry salami and asiago cheese.
  23. Re: A Thread for Random Musings What Adobe program lets you edit and create Animated Gifs?
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