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As am I. I ruined one meal by bleeding all over a nice sourdough loaf that we were going to eat with out lobster. Now the Mrs gets sliced sourdough bread. Also, we dont' have any drinking cups made of glass in the house because of me.
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Dateline just setup an internet sting where they impersonated a 13 year old boy or girl, and arranged sex when the "childs" parents weren't home. Over two days, 18 men showed up for illegal sex, one of those from out of state. Sick bastards.
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It's good to break it up because all it does is limit motion. My massage lady works on a guy who got his arm really messed up in Nam and he's getting alot more range of motion out of it. I don't know how to stop it from happening, since it's something that "just happened". I went on the meth and vagina diet.
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Two girls were discussing on of thier new puppies in Art class this morning. One of them described her chihuahua/poodle mix as a little ewok. The other girl's reply was, "What's an Ewok?" And no, she wasn't kidding.
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My wife took my three year old son out to get a Halloween costume today. She was ready to buy him a Spiderman costume, when he exitedly asked,"What's that?" When she told him it was a devil costume, he knew he wanted it. Now he's asking to wear it around the house before Halloween.
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I don't find Lindsay Lohan attractive. She's too fluffy in the bikini shots I see, and her skin looks splotcy. Not to mention her wookie patch.
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John List was on A&E casually talking about shooting his family, eating a hot meal, then having a good night sleep with thier bodies in the living room. He shouldn't be breathing my air.
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Yes. If A bus leaves Dallas traveling west at 45 miles an hour, and a one legged prostitute named Bruce is stumbling down the road 115 miles ahead of the bus, then when will the pot roast be done?