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JLA vs Authority Okay lets assume this is done in one of those cool graphic novel/trade paperback formats. Kurt Buisek and Bendis are writting. Artwork is being done by Adam Hughes and George Perez. The JlA and Authority match up in the classic method, going for their opposites. Batman vs. Midnighter: Midnight can't find The Bat. Batman meanwhile observes the Authority for several pages (continued later).... Green Lantern vs. Engineer: Engineer does some cool stuff. Kyle responds by making himself into a green Voltron. They banter. Kyle flirts with Engineer. They sleep together. Donna Troy gets pissed off and knocks Engineer unconscious... Batman vs. Midnighter: Still looking for Batman. Batman keeps watching. Martian Manhunter vs. The Doctor: The Doctor does mean and nasty things to the Martian Manhubter. Until we realize that the Manhunter has used his power of (insert weird martian sounding word) to make the Doctor think he had won. He then punches the Doctor from behind. Batman vs. Midnighter: more of the same. Superman vs. Apollo: Appolo beats Superman all over the place...but makes a mistake and take the fight to the moon. Supes smiles, pushes his "I must win Button" and knocks Apollo's lights out. Batman vs the rest of Authority: Batman has it figured out.. tells the Flash to grab Hawksmoor and leave him in a field in Iowa. Orders Robin to do backflips near Midnighter (who is distracted long enough for Batman to use his pocket EMP Pulse generatot/Garage Door Opener to shut down Midnighter cybernetics). He has Wonder Woman lasso Swift and order her to give up. Next the Batman explains to Jenny Sparks (we'll assume this is the better version of Authority) how stupid this all is and they both agree. Winners: The JLA because they ROCK. Peace

Evil is good.... Ohh I like this one too... Evil Paragon: Already exists in the world called Paradox. Where Paragon is a Icon of Good, Paradox is pure choas unleashed. So he'd basically destroy small countries, blow up children, do move throughs on nuns. Evil Patriot: During the 40's evil Patriot would have been a nazi, but as the cold war progressed he would have turned to the communist ideal. But his biggest fun would have come during the decadant 80's when Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll reigned supreme. He'd have mansions and hookers and drugs and Nike endorsements (Just think of the Dallas Cowboys circa 1995). Starknight: Angered by racism in the 70's and 80's he would fly to South Africa and destroy the entire country by dropping a piece of the moon on it. Then he would take over the Nation of Islam and begin a pogrom of Black Supremecy, eventually forcing all whites to live in concentration camps. But he wouldn't be very bitter. Peace

Interesting..... Hmmm.. let's see. Paragon: Highly doubt his hand could be severed in the first place...but GM's can do anything, so.... He'd try a replacement, but somehow it would be made by one of his archenemies. This would get him into some sort of trouble, like losing control of it. Resulting in a gloating villian. Paragon would realize the problem, rip it off and live without the hand. Patriot: Well seeing as how the world just learned that the Patriot is a clone, he'd probably have it regrown. Afterburn: Well as both legs are paralyzed he's use to dealling with these things and gets a prosthstic and soldier on. Did I mention I love flawed superheroes? Peace