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Mister Trent

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  1. Pick a kiosk, wait around to see if anyone comes by to refresh its dye reservoir, and then follow them. Human nature being what it is, lots of people will probably walking around covered in orange dye by the end of the first day.
  2. Q: Dude, have you been watching nothing but nature documentaries all day? A: Unfortunately, Booker and Elizabeth are too busy playing Bioshock Intimate to be much help at the moment.
  3. Re: Jokes So, two guys run into each other in the afterworld and strike up a conversation about the circumstances of their deaths. The first one, Bob, said simply, "I froze to death. It sucked." The second, Greg, nodded sympathically then recounted his tale: "I was a rich man, and an insanely jealous husband. I was always paranoid that my wife was cheating on me. One day, I came home from the office and found another man's clothes thrown over the couch in the den. I tore through the entire house top-to-bottom looking for the bastard, screamed at my wife, and eventually collapsed from a sudden, fatal heart attack in the kitchen." Bob shook his head. "that is a shame, really. Hell, if you had only looked in the walk-in freezer, one of us might still be alive."
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is the service really that slow around here? A: Ouch! My Dragonballs!
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, is that a Fnord? A: Quite simply, the CEO is MIA, the CFO is AWOL, and we are all SOL.
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