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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Am I to believe that you defeated Dr. Destroyer with your 110 alarm Toxic Waste Chilli ? A: At least the parts don't fall off. Doc

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER That's not what I heard... Doc

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Re: Musings on Random Musings My dad always drove a VW Beetle while I was growing up. I learned how to drive a Manual Transmission on a VW Beetle that belonged to one of my Fraternity brothers. Didn't even bother looking at the new Beetle. Just not me. I'm looking at a Jetta. Just depends on if the numbers and features work out the way I want them to. Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it perchance possible that this could end well for me? A: Anything but that. Doc

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Got rear ended back on the 3rd. I'm OK, just bruised up a bit. My car was totaled. So now I'm trying to find a new car. I've looked at a lot of nice cars. I just don't fit between the steering wheel and the door jamb. When did all the car manufacturers decide to move the doors forward because everyone is a skinny 20-something? Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which line in the script was the network objecting to? A: Yes, it is a piece of crap, but it is the only piece that fits. Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you want to wear your Edgar suit? Q: So, what do you think of the universe I created? It's even got intelligent life! A: I don't think immolating someone will solve anything. Doc

Re: The Last Word A federation against what? Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let me get this straight. You've got these disks all around the hospital that creates a paralytic field when a patient is placed over one. Then the staff can take samples, or perform other painful procedures without the patient being able to move. What do you call these? A: It would be more fun without all the screaming. Doc

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does your skin taste funny here? A: Kill it with fire! Doc

Re: The Last Word That's crazy. Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Summer Glau is the new CEO? Really? A: On second thought, stay here and die. I really don't care. Doc

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This group reminds me of a D&D party I was once a part of... Darkiss: A bard/sorceress with a very roguish bent, whose playing gets better as she gets drunk. Oskar: A cleric of Palor, and the only good character the party. My character. Kel: A female half-orc barbarian whose idea of foreplay is "You'll do." Jeanelle: Theif acrobat with a crush on the cleric. Markus: A fighter who manages to be the front line all by himself. Jeanelle has had a crush on Oskar for a while. It all started in one of the early battles when Oskar quickly became in the habit of running across the battlefield in order to heal Jeanelle right after she'd just been knocked down. Twice he saved her from death by healing her right as she dropped. Since then she's had thing for him. Kel really did go into an inn, go up to a guy, look him up and down, say "You'll do." and then hoist him over her shoulder and take him upstairs to her room. And she wears a choker of pink pearls. Darkiss didn't pay for lodging for the entire campaign. She gets her room comped for playing, and makes enough money in tips to more than pay for her bar tab. And she never ate anything. Just drank. Oskar had no clue that Jeanelle had a crush on him. On a dungeon crawl, when the party decided that they needed to rest, the others shut the two of them up in a dead-end room and wouldn't let them out until they heard screams of ecstasy. After that Oskar stopped rooming with Markus. "It's not a celebate order!" Doc

Re: The Last Word Has anyone besides me noticed that the conversations over here and the conversations on the Longest Thread Ever and kind of indistinguishable, and often overlapping? Doc

Re: The Last Word Jobs' failures at NeXT taught him a lot of important lessons that he hadn't learned while building Apple and the PC industry. In my opinion, the fact that Jobs ran NeXT into the ground was the very thing that led to him being successful with Pixar and upon his return to Apple. Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You'll have to go back when they open and say, "I used to live here. Do you mind if I look around a little for old time sake?" Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you seen this contractor's work? Forget up to code, they can't even build a roof that doesn't leak! Why would you choose them to build our secret base? A: What a bargain! I think I shall buy me some. Doc

Re: The Last Word Evil. Doc

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doesn't that bacon just smell wonderful? A: You are the dim of the world. Doc

Re: The Last Word Um, do you really want business majors making policy decisions that engineers have to fulfill without the slightest knowledge of the scientific basics? Oh, wait, we have that now. Nevermind. Doc