Doctor Otaku

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the one sentence Rastafarians like to hear when visiting national parks? A: It's the most fun you can have with a sponge.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your response when someone complains of cheating at the annual streaker derby? A: Next time, I get to use the powerwaxer!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the sexy computer say to you after the electrode are painfully inserted? A: The world is a crotch!!!

Re: Musings on Random Musings Tell me about it... When I came of voting age, I joined the Libertarian Party out of spite to the GOP and Dems. Here in the last few years, I watched in disgust as the civil libertarian fringe began to muddy up that party. Just before this last election, I went and changed my affiliation to Independant and I now would like to see a nonpartisan candidate be put forth in the next presidential election. I strongly believe that the politcial parties today are the primary cause of the sorry state of American society.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you say when you realize that pooch growling at you is wearing the Mask of Loki? A: Bikini vixens doing the Masochism Tango.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, as of this posting, it is a little over an hour into the New Year. I look back upon the past year and what I accomplished and what I regret. I'm grateful that I finally have well-paying employment, a place of my own, some semblance of a reasonably comfortable life again. But I still have to remember that I have been backstabbed by members of my own family. People I know that I will never see again in this life. And the personal pain that I have had to endure. But I look at what's in front of me now. I can see on the horizon that I have a chance to make this start off on a very good note, on both a personal and professional standing. I may get the chance to have someone in my life for the first time in too long a time. In all, I have the opportunity to have a better year than I have had in a long, long time.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will you most likely hear from the ladies attending the Clinton's New Year's party? A: Then you have to kiss the llama.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the last bit of instructions on a condom package? A: Flotation devices.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you get when you mix 50s hairdo grease with nitro glycerine? A: 300 pounds of heavenly joy.

Re: Musings on Random Musings And how utterly fitting that is...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I have absolutely no freaking idea what happened to me last night... I have absolutely nothing that is overly stressing me out. But last night after I was done with my computer, I went to go read a little before going to sleep. Suddenly I felt really, really depressed. And I'm mean to the point of crying depressed. It's really annoying as to why it happened and what could have caused it...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I can't believe I let myself get drafted into dressing up as Santa for the Christmas party at work Friday...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I saw a bumper sticker today that gave me a good laugh and helped to explain why I have a bit of a hard time trying to have a relationship with women these days:

Re: Musings on Random Musings Very carefully...

Re: Musings on Random Musings It is done, the book is ordered... Be afraid, be vary afraid...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings This is it... The moment of truth... I'm buying the HERO Corebook... Here goes the neighborhood...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I am becoming quite perturbed because a single, lousy month's difference in getting hired has kept me from receiving a bonus of at least $1,000. Instead, I get a pittance of a bonus, $50! Grrr!

Re: Musings on Random Musings As I once said to my friend when his wife got to that point of her pregnancy...

Re: Musings on Random Musings Somewhere, in the dark, demented, recesses of my mind. I hear Ozzy Fudd yelling out... Kill Da Wabbit!!!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Oh... The pain, abuse, and torture of poor ol' single guys like me who haven't seen what a date looks like in 15 years...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just finished another weekly round of NTN's Showdown trivia game and played my best week to date! Finally broke the 50k points barrier but didn't make the National Top 50 Players though. Still, I has on tonight and made the number one spot for the game at the bar where I play pretty much out of reach.

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Re: Musings on Random Musings "There is no Devil, it's just God when He drinks..." I wish I could remember who said that...

Re: Musings on Random Musings Kingman is about 3 to 3 and a half hours norhtwest of Phoenix. That time range is dependant on how much construction activity there is on US 93, any Obliviots, Inconsidiots, Left Lane Vigilantes, and/or Granma/Granpa Piddy Poos there are on the road, and how bad the traffic is on US 60 once it turns into Grand Avenue. I could take I-40 to Flagstaff and then drop down on I-17, but that adds about another 90 minutes to the drive time.

Re: Musings on Random Musings My bank has no plans to expand into Nevada. We're just happy to take over Arizona and Central California.