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Doctor Otaku

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you please step this way? Don't mind the hot coals. A: A man can score a lot of chicks in eight years.
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is it with you and that hot redhead donkey rider? Sure she's all that? A: This looks like a job for Super Naked Man!!!
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Anyone remember the Muppet Show episode where Miss Piggy was doing some erotic dances in a big iron skillet while covered in Crisco? A: Too many killer mice from Tucson.
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, why does it feel like I have a horde of rabid chihuahuas in my nose and my head feels like a porcupine mosh pit? A: Boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow-wow-boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow...
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what did you say when the Bodacious Tata revealed her true identity? A: I have the item, Mr. Phelps.
  6. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you think of the guy dancing in the dayglo orange speedos? A: Nobody can get to that level of silliness without something shameful...
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci did what?!?!? A: There are just some things that should remain classified...
  9. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow-wow-boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow...
  10. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I never slum, I loiter with style!
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, who is the original Mile High Club? A: And so the rubber chickens are used for debauchery. Life it good!
  12. Re: Musings on Random Musings She has Sidekick. 5ER might be a bit too much for her right now.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened after you dodged Kevin Sorbo's attack using Lucy Lawless as a club? A: Somebody give me a cheap floozie and a car to stash her into the trunk with!!!
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What made her dump the Driller for Captain Mister? A: I hit you with my... chop-STEEEK!!!
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hear about this new hero named The Amazingly Worthless Man? A: Yep, I gave him the Wet Willy From Beyond the Grave...
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Luthor is like, totally bald, even there? A: You can't pay me enough to... Ok, she will do!
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are we spending too much time watching these hentai Justice League videos? A: I leave you in the capable hands of Naughty Nurse Neko Neko...
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: And Superman did what next?!? A: Hmm... You know that is going to require some serious surgery...
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What exactly do I need to take with me on our honeymoon? A: No, I said 72 Rocky Horror virgins!!!
  20. Re: Musings on Random Musings Man, you hit squarely one of the few things I really dread about once I am a father. I hope it never happens, but I'm not going to take any chances in case it does.
  21. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hmm... What present to give Seanaci to celebrate being together for two months...
  22. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'd prefer if she made the right turn...
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