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Doctor Otaku

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ah, President Khatami! Please step this way. We have some lovely Playboy Bunnies here with some bacon sandwiches for you if you are hungry."
  2. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I just wonder if there is more to be dung here...
  3. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings And that's no bull...
  4. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I got nothing... udder-ly nothing...
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next on Monster House... The crew works on their latest creation, the Hannibal Lector House!
  6. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I found a Japanese phrase that perfectly describes how I've been lately... Bibounotorikoninaru Which means 'to be enslaved by a woman's beauty'. No better words can be spoken...
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...You think that speaking Monty Python should listed as a second language...
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So your doctor told you need to do only a single movement of one exercise? Which one was that? A: I have 3 pairs of these.
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind alright!" -Said to a mind flayer...
  10. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I need to listen to more Moo-dy Blues...
  11. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I've been on a major buzz all week since Seanaci came into my life.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: He spent that much money on a pink flamingo balloon and all you said was what? A: Naughty Nurse Neko Neko.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how's the beta testing of Hooked on Ebonics working out? A: I feel minty fresh!
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did that cloud giant say to make you punch Mick Jagger? A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
  15. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Man, never have I felt this good before in my life! Now I know what it feels like to be smitten hard for a woman. And it feels great!
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Boy, do I feel like a wreck right now...
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, will all the wardrobe malfunctions take place during the Lingerie Bowl this year? A: I need an aspirin.
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the title of that Thanksgiving porno? A: It was like... nudeliscious!!!
  19. Re: A Thread for Random Musings After the last two days, I will love my next paycheck but Payroll will hate me...
  20. Re: Answers & Questions Q: I know about the topless dancers, how about something original? A: Wankel rotary engine.
  21. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, does it look like the Cialis is working? A: Oonga chunga oonga oonga oonga chunga...
  22. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does this program ask me to dress up in just a dayglo orange speedo and dance in front of women? A: Forgot the spam can opener again...
  23. Re: Musings on Random Musings A doom of black holes, maybe?
  24. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want me to explain how having eggs from breakfast and chicken for lunch turned into a gastric debate over which came first? A: Hmm... I could have sworn I asked her to wear the french maid outfit.
  25. Re: Musings on Random Musings I'll let you know when I stop laughing...
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