Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Ah, President Khatami! Please step this way. We have some lovely Playboy Bunnies here with some bacon sandwiches for you if you are hungry."
Re: A Thread for Random Musings
I found a Japanese phrase that perfectly describes how I've been lately...
Bibounotorikoninaru
Which means 'to be enslaved by a woman's beauty'. No better words can be spoken...
Re: A Thread for Random Musings
Man, never have I felt this good before in my life! Now I know what it feels like to be smitten hard for a woman. And it feels great!
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Why does this program ask me to dress up in just a dayglo orange speedo and dance in front of women?
A: Forgot the spam can opener again...
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Want me to explain how having eggs from breakfast and chicken for lunch turned into a gastric debate over which came first?
A: Hmm... I could have sworn I asked her to wear the french maid outfit.