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Doctor Otaku

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line would you say to that hot necromancer leading the zombies up the street? A: Honest! I had nothing to do with the spongebath event at the Super Bowl!
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you say to a Hare Krishna they you are about to fire from his position as Lead Executioner? A: Hey! I got rabies!!!
  3. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Nice to know that my inability to inherit the negative health issues of my parents has struck again...
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exactly why am I being forced to dress up like Wednesday Addams? A: Mmm... Forbidden donuts...
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will the girl of your dreams say in 10,000 years when she's that you are immortal as well? A: Ten tons of All-Bran.
  6. Re: Kingdom Come Casting Call I'd definately have to side with an animated or CG Kingdom Come using the current DCU Animated voice roster and any additional talents to cover the other parts.
  7. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ahh... It is so nice to be sitting in a real, comfy computer chair again than having to use one of the chairs from my dinette set!!!
  8. Re: Musings on Random Musings I am quite disturbed, yet mildly amused by this admission...
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you removing all those hot supermodels who want you badly from your buddy list? Q: Why did I have to go into that dark room wearing a sheep costume? A: Sailor fuku... 'Nuff said!
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the only chance that we might get locked in a dark room with Mightybec and we're in sheep costumes? A: And then again, it could just clear you sinuses.
  11. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just had something that I haven't seen in years. Enjoying my first bottle of ginger beer in 20 years... I missed drinking this as a kid...
  12. Re: A Thread for Random Musings I will be so bloody overjoyed when I finally break this fraking writer's block... Grrr!
  13. Re: Musings on Random Musings I wonder if there is a toaster big enough to fit all these pop-tarts and their overinflated egos in?
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightybec's idea of voyuerism? A: Better get the margarine, Helen. It's going to take a while.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's is not happy with the popularity of that William Hung guy? A: It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Musings When am I going to learn to quit posting in politcally heated thread when what I post has good points, hope for discussion or debate on those points, but all I get is "good speech" and it's back to the ideological BS...
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the current cheer for the All-Geek Henchmen Brigade? A: That, my friends, is how to dress a pidgeon!
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What words tell you that your urologist is a closet sadist? A: Great, now we'll need to replace the floor buffer!
  19. Re: Musings on Random Musings Not as entertaining, and I like to play with the minds of those who are supposed to be figuring out mine...
  20. Re: Musings on Random Musings When I've had security checks done on me and I had to ask that popular question, "Are you involved in any group or organization that seeks to overthrow the Federal Government?" I usually reply with either the Boys Scouts (Dem Prez) or the Hari Krishna (GOP Prez). It throws them off and make the day more interesting for me...
  21. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just how evil is accepting a date with Transylvanian animal rights activist? A: Somebody has to take it like a man at some point.
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