Doctor Otaku
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what slogan are we going to use to honor Jarl for all his years of hard work canning all those herrings? A: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Stimpy, you eeedeeeot! It's my turn to be submissive!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any idea why this has "Ye Olde French Tickler" on it? A: Nickel, nickel, quarter, dollar... Oh hell... Buck-thirty-five! Buck-thirty-five!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you answer to the charges of dealing out psychological trauma to Mightybec by beating him at his own game? A: I love the smell of crispy critter fritters in the morning!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: If this place doesn't look like a penguin's tux, what does it look like? A: The thundah from undah!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does the exit for the losing team look like it's attached to that giant vacuum cleaner? A: Egads! He's dressed like a little schoolgirl!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are we getting a bill for 300 tons of high-grade 'personal lubricant'? A: Two sponges is all it takes.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the deli guy say when she mentioned her favorite way of self-pleasuring? A: It was like a Ballpark frank that was already cooked.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the status on Goliath's recovery after he fell into that vat of Cialis? A: There must be something worth building them for...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just got bad news, our Elvis clone army won't be here on time. What do we do now? A: I can't believe it's no butter!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how's that new Mighty Mite Formula working out for you? A: You know how it is with Klingon chicks, a few blood wines, a few punches, then one things leads to another...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought this requires a flush capacitor? A: Whoa, Nelly!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's worse than car horn that sounds like two tortoises mating? A: Howdy, ladies. I'll be your dude for the day.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Denver in May is so far away...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you explain why Mikey has a huge smile on his face? A: I'd love to marry you, but I'm late for my appointment with the Sisters of the Spiky Leather.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what were your thoughts on seeing Kirby get spanked by Jenna Jameson? A: Forsooth!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did you think of the spanking you got from Jenna Jameson? A: I like it when I hear it squishing between my toes.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, exactly what would be your thoughts of Doctor Otaku did get pantsed? A: And so it begins...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you explain to me why we have to don our hazmat suits before entering this restaurant? A: Yep, he's the one who tried to pants me.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you say when an eel, evil-eyed, takes a bite from your thigh? A: Sha-wiiiiiing!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how did you date go with Pele? A: Hmm... I thought the spandex would fit me better...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What ideas do you have for a TV show about secret agent pirates? A: My beam holds eight people.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Patty Wacker? Is there a Patty Wacker here?"
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you think of the new hostess for the nude gardening show? A: And so, they probed me.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why are you the inspiration behind a Weird Al song? A: Foolie Coolie