Logan D. Hurricanes

People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.

E'il presented this beautiful, broad world of infinite ocean, and an idea comes to Theer. Once again, she plays her favorite game, What if...? She thought briefly of Vaiyarran and laughed. With a wave of her hand, it began... Theer, Goddess of chaOS, presents her interference selection: The Ice Age What if the oceans were to freeze over? An infinite expanse of ice and snow. Slowly at first, but how long would it last? Would the various races adapt and thrive or would they be overwhelmed? Some spots of water would remain, if only for contrast. Just as some ice would never disappear. This, too, shall pass.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.

Theer, God of cHaos, once more stretched forth his hand and blessed the world with life… The Quantim are bipedal humanoids that stand three to five feet tall. They resemble both humans and fairies and seem to be a combination of the two. Their skin and hair come in a multitude of colors and will often change hues as they grow. The Quantim have three genders and even this is subject to change as one grows. They are an exceptionally curious race and make great explorers. The Quantim are blessed with an exceptional ability, the innate power of teleportation. ‘Blinkers,’ as they are sometimes known, tend to be mischievous pranksters. They have a lot of fun with Folly’s humans but frequently run afoul of Lhash’ka’s humorless orcks. Their broad definition of ‘ownership’ has caused no small amount of conflict with the other races of the world. “One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.” Sentient race: The Quantim

For some reason this makes me think of the World Creation Superdraft...

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

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Theer had an image problem. Why did so many people fear her? She blamed Timra’Keth for the most part. The people of the world blamed her for the wild, unpredictable dangers of the world without seeing their beauty. They called her a god of destruction though she could not be held responsible for such things (though she did appreciate such things). No, people were perfectly capable of destruction without her help. Nor was she the god of death or of fire or of war, yet people attributed these things to her no matter how pretty the butterflies were. The world was born of chaos, and chaos will be there after it is gone. She needed to show people the former to dispel the fear. She needed to show what chaos could be… Theer, the God of Cha0s, selects as a secondary domain Potential! “There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.” —Charles Schulz

Wishes? That is fraught with potential chaOs! Theer approves.

4-year-old hacks mom's Amazon Prime account and orders 51 boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Popsicles

Theer is missing the secondary domain of luck.

Apropos of nothing...

Theer, god of CHAoS, presents his geographic contribution to the oceanic world, The Krullimore Islands. Krullimore is an island chain in the southern seas. Sometimes. It has also been seen in the northern seas and elsewhere in the world. It is said that the fastest way to travel the world is to stay still on Krullimore, as long as you don’t care where you’re going. The islands are constantly shifting in relation to each other and even to the water itself – sometimes the islands will submerge or even float in the air above. They are never seen to move, however. They simply are not where you last saw them. The islands are lush and scenic and are prone to tumultuous weather patterns. Theer makes his home on largest island, an active volcano that towers over the other islands. Sometimes. Mysterious artifacts are peppered throughout the islands. Treasure hunters that find the isles may walk away with strange and amazing finds – gems of every color, the bones of unidentified animals, maps to unknown regions, tools without a purpose, keys made of metals no person has seen, a bottomless pit, etc. Even the oddest, most confounding items are sought after. People think that they reveal some great secret truth. The real truth is that Theer put these things there because it amused him.

The lord of cHaOs observed with some satisfaction the gift to civilization called sport, but it could be better... Theer offers her own gift to civilization, gambling, and games of chance. No the game never ends when your whole world depends On the turn of a friendly card