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death tribble once inscribed the complete works of Willian Shakespeare on a Cadbury's creme egg. It took him years. Then he ate the egg.

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Cancer has discovered another and strangely differnet use for hair curling tongs.

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death tribble used to run a roller skate training school in Glasgow. Then the skateboard craze along, followed by rollerblades and he just gave it all up. As I recall he sold the school to a Bolivian hemp dealer and invested the resulting cash in a Rumanian discotech glitter ball manufacturing company.

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It's a litle known fact but death tribble has the rights Infangthief and outfangthief in the old county of Rutland.

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You know that it was death tribble who perfected the aiglet... you know, that little tube of metal or plastic on the end of shoe laces? He has a pervasive influence in modern design.

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Ah yes, that reminds me of Ginger Rogers,who did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards in high heels. And it was death tribble who taught her how to do it.

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Back in WW2 death tribble gave me something he claimed was Hitlers left testicle... he's never asked for it back.

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I've seen death tribbles plans for raising Atlantis using 75 billion ping pong balls and a hot air blower.

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On the back of death tribbles neck, under the hair, is a tattoo which says "Hand wash only".

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death tribble, the underlying cause of the song "Get out of Denver".

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Darbor was once flayed in effigy by the Mothers Association Against Angry Aardvaarks (MAAAA) but they never explained why.

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Of course, Quest For Fire was originally named Quest For Burgers, with Darbor to play the heroic role. Of course, as with all things Hollywood the script kept getting changed, he was kept waiting and waiting and then droped. Oddly enough, the original unmodied screenplay became the first Harold & Kumar film, but by then Darbor had moved on.

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During the writers strike Mister E wrote a TV pilot plot that he called "Luv in the Mud". It was about a pair of WWE wrestlers down and out on Fraggle Rock. Amazingly, nobody but the FOX network was interested.

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In his youth, tkdguy used to spend Sunday's playing Monopoly with Randolph Hearst, both Getty's and a few of the Rothschild clan. He says it has given him a greater appreciation for the differences between a tin boot and a racing car.

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Agreed, the B&W does help with the Pulp feeling... and the really cool gun of course.

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Of course, it was death tribble who named happy hour 'Happy Hour'. It had been originally named "Gulp 3 cheap beers and two slices of stale pepperoni pizza hour", but it just wasn't working.

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death tribble has a dshboard mounted hula dancer he refers to as 'the other woman"... nobody knows why.

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Darbor used to be an advertising copy writer for a wig manufacturers. It was when he recommended that the company branch out into hair pieces for animals that it all went wrong. Of course, the prose he'd written for bewigging bald pussy-cats and putting fur back on beavers are things of legend in the advertising world.

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Darbor was once caught speeding on a pogostick. Apparently he went past a school at 55 and cops chased him through two states.

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During the Great Mexican Pinata shortage, Darbor had a high paying job as a stunt pinata. He'd go to parties where a real pinata was raised, the kids given sticks and then, just before the first blow was struck, Darbor took its place. He left this job when his employers changed his medical covering to a local HMO.

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By then tkdguy had already discovered Idaho and, after a whirlwind romance, were married in Reno at "Elvis's Rockn'Roll salute and marriage Emporium, Inc." They were such a happy couple.

Re: Monarch of the Moon Trailer and Preveiw

No problems seeing the trailer.

The 'Forbidden Moon Dancers'? Yep, every trope caught and displayed in glorious technicolor.

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Darbor is widely believed to have invented Baccarat after a particularly hard night drinking Ouzo with Asinthe shooters

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tkdguy actually ended the first age... by accident of course.

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Darbor once made himself a three piece suit out of orange peel.