Narratio

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Bazza has never explained where exactly he was the day of the Tanguska event. This worries me.

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All military units march to a cadence "Left-right, left-right" what not many people know is that before Death Tribble revolutionised it back in the mid 1700's it used to be "bunny hop-sidestep-swing, bunny hop-sidestep-swing", which of course explains why battles and thus while wars took so long to finish.

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Not many people know this but Bazza has a morbid fear of morbidity. Strange but true.

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That is the second remake of 'Footloose' and tkdguy knows who is in the cast because he's running the donut concession stand.

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As a child Bazza's invisible friend called himself 'Achmed ibn Smith' and claimed to be a Druze terrorist just hiding away in Bazza's imagination until the heat died down.

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The death tribble refuses to explain exactly where he was last Mothers Day.

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It should be noted that, on the day of death tribbles birth, the Angel of Death went fishing.

I have no idea what it portends, but it must be considered in all dealings with That Darned Tribble.

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The Bernard Cribbins song "Right Said Fred" started off as a more biographical "Right said Bazza", until a certain government department insisted it be changed "for the good of the nation".

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Cancer can often be seen going tip-toe through the Tulips...

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Rotor Baron has never knowlingly sung love songs to SuperNova.

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Nine biographies, non of them official, have been written about the Rotor Baron. Of these the Vatican Council has banned 8 and the 9th was edited, rebound and appears as the middle bit of the Book of Job. He's quite an amazing man really.

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Of course death tribbles autobiography has yet to be published. When Norse Gods take out an injunction on publication they really don't mess around!

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Ahhh me, back after a long rest and... MARCUS! Give me the grilled goat and petunia sandwich from that tray around your neck. Thanks.

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Of course it was Cancer who helped delay production of the T-34/85. He wanted to keep the 76mm gun for its artistic and esthetic sensibilities...

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"When talking about a rendezvous in space, Chinese people will immediately think of the story of the cowherd and the weaver girl,"

Really? I must say that, when the first Russian and American capsules docked back in the 70's, no such folk tales came to my mind... or any media observers as I recall. If true, it does point out yet another difference in world outlook via folk history.

While sitting on the banks of the Caspian sea I have several satelite news channels to view, and I don't recall seeing anything about this, or China's space program progress on any of the big news channels - CNN, BBC etc. I wonder why? Was it only worth 15 seconds of air time, are we just so jaded or is China a country that's only to be viewed in a bad light?

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Ah yes, the Abyss... L.Marcus used to enjoy scuba diving until he saw that movie. Now he even treats tap water with suspicion.

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The Austro-Hungarian Empire still has an arrest warrent out for death tribble. I wonder why?

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How many of us remember the time death tribble attempted to get 'sock darning' listsed as a protected occupation requiring government education subsidies?

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death tribble and his repeated attempts to use slinkies on mountain climbing rescue vehicles.

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death tribble never knowingly wears matching socks

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Paris Hilton was recently quoted as saying that death tribble does not appear in her infamous sex tape. It was an old stuffed toy that just happened to look like the death tribble... honest.

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death tribble's foot prints have been bequeathed to the New York Museum of Natural History.

Re: Weird ship names requested.

I've named ships after bumper stickers I've seen such as USMS I Honk for Jesus

Or word plays like USMS Stopn'shop and its auxiliary tenders the Stoppushin', Stopbitin', Stopscratchin', and the Stopkickin'. or the SS If'nyakanriddis and its sister ship SS Yamuchtaoclos.

I'd also recommend the English translations of the Asterix books for other great wordplay. Like the two roman guards in England; "Sender Victorius" and his mate "Appian Glorius"... Brilliant humour in translation.

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Cancer has one of the worlds great collections of used bus tickets.

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Careful checking of the video to the song "Barcelona", a supposed duet between Freddy Mercury and Montserrat Caballe, shows that it was death tribble singing Freddy's lyrics. He had a sore throat at the time and asked the tribble to cover for him.