Narratio

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Godzilla vs Mecha-Inspector Morse (Bwaaaaaaah hahahahah)

Murder on the Apollo 13

The Day After 2012

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death tribble of course gave up having a secret lair, he considered them a waste of resources. Now he resides in the Millenium Dome in London. It's a cavernous windswept place where nobody ever goes... It pretty much covers the whole secret lair thing and is a lot cheaper. Of course it lacks a volcano and piranha pool, but that's just a matter of time.

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On the subject of Cheerleaders and Pyramids, did you know that death tribble actually tried to organise a cheerleading team during the construction of Kheops Pyramid? It failed when he realised that pom-poms had yet to be invented and all they could use were rice flails.

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All Quiet on The Cube

The Day the Earth Stood Footloose

All The Presidents Step Up (1, 2 and 3 naturally)

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death tribble cannot see electromagnetic wavelengths of exactly 4053, 5273 or 6391 angstroms. Nobody knows why.

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I escaped from Siberia during tkdguy's amazing 15 hour long cossack dance routine which mesmerised the Russian speaking world. He can really kick up his heels.

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Cancer spent much of the 1600's avoiding people called Guido, just in case...

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Roter Baron's record in Cricket as an off side spin bowler has never been equaled.

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Tin-Tin and the Lord of the Rings

Tin-Tin and the Cannonball Run

Tin-Tin and The Temple of Doom

Hah! You can do Tin-Tin all day long and it never gets tired.

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tkdguy is still talked about with deepest respect in the professional toad sexing magazines

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death tribble has never posted late to a thread since the incident involving a bottle of Tequila, two used air bags from a 2006 Volkswagon Polo and a small hedeghog called Brian. Luckily it never attracted the attention of the media.

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BUt... but... it's 6th Edition! I'm only now getting used to 5th Ed.

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But then again, it was built using the plans for L.Marcus' garden shed which, as we all know, is based upon the Taj Mahal.

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Of course that became a Saturday night cult hit after the directors cut was released showing death tribble mano-e-mano with Oliver Reed on the top of the Empire State building armed only with pieces of week old deep fried Cod.

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death tribble once worked as "Wave Holder" for King Canute. As it was piece work, I've no idea if he actually got paid for it.

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Der Roter Baron's sense of humour is famous throughout the Sudetenland, where he performs in seady after hours clubs for the aged, infirm and mendacious.

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Of course it was death tribbles sartorial advice that made the King of Sweden decide upon waterproof trousers rather than zebra skin thongs for ceremonial appearances.

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Hearing loss brought on by too much Sabbath/Purple/Zeppelin?

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I've just realized that Marcus' 11th toe (the one of the right foot, not the one on the left, that's the 12th) is artificial... imagine that!

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Of course it was Cancer who first pointed out the problems with giving viagra to animals after the infamous "Obama visits a Petting Zoo" incident. The Llama will never be the same again.

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Der Rotor Baron has, over the years, been noted for many things, but not once has it been pointed out that the 1970's fad for boys shoes with animal paw prints on the sole and a compass built into the heel was all his invention. Somewhat worryingly, he's never explained why he thought it up.

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A rancid burp, a plastic xylophone and a big bag of rejected Oreos is death tribbles idea of a relaxing afternoon.

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Cancer: The Man Who Would Be King.

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And, of course, it was Bazza who took the staring role of Skippy. Being a marsupial himself, he was a natural.

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Dear death tribble, I've finished checking where my mother was 9 months prior to my birth and the answer generally comes up as "You do not have the necessary clearence to view this documentation". This is usualy followed by large, black clad, sunglasses wearing men knocking on my door with intimidating weapons and explaining that the words "cease and desist" are very much being applied to me. I, of course explained that it was all death tribbles fault and that he was the one they should talk to. I hope he can explain himself to thier over eager satisfaction at some point in time.