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Cenobite

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  1. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Soldier, why aren't you wearing your pants?"
  2. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh, poor guy... That is so repped.
  3. Re: Build a Mundane Object in Hero System Hmmm... going back to the backpack, I was thinking some sort of Telekinesis, no range, 0 END, only to hold, etc. How about snowshoes?
  4. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... “You know, I’ve never heard the word 'dissect' used in context of a piece of paper before”
  5. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The team has just been teleported, and reappear several feet above the ground. 3 of the 4 members can fly, and start doing so to avoid falling. The GM has the non-flyer, Centurion, make a Dex roll. He rolls a 4. GM: Okay, Centurion, you do a flip and land on your feet... And you look cooler then everyone else. Fireguy (OOC): But I'm on fire! Fade (OOC): And I'm translucent! Big G (OOC): ...I'm black.
  6. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Man, I wish I could give her rep.
  7. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to proditor again Heh. Reminds me of my old Vampire LARP days.
  8. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Not sure if this counts, since it wasn't actually said aloud, but I was told a tale the other day. At the game store I go to there's a D&D GM who is a bisexual male. Also, there is a semi-regular who is the most socially inept person I have ever seen. I suspect he might have Asperger's syndrome. So the GM was recently putting together a new group after the conclusion of a campaign. Asperger Guy heard about it, and asked if he could get in. Against his better judgement the GM agreed. The GM told me he knew he was in trouble when Asperger Guy said to him "I know you're gay and everything, but could I have sex with a girl in your game?" Note that the emphisised text was not a jab at the GM's sexual orientation (which Asperger Guy got wrong anyway), but a hopeful request from the player. The GM was caught a little off guard by the question, but responded "Um... ok." He told me later that he'd been tempted to go into a pirate voice and respond "Arrr... No matey, ye can only **** men in my game."
  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Antoine Harrison (the team's contact with MARS): "Guys, I need you to go check out a restaurant called Chicken Kitchen. *Brief pause* There's been an incident. Fade: Ok. Hey, maybe we can grab lunch while we're at it. Harrison: No. You won't be having lunch there. Ever again. Fade & Silhouette (in perfect unison): Oh. That kind of incident.
  10. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Awww... the other way was funnier.
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  12. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You win the internet. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to proditor again.
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  15. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *Brief pause as the GM realizes something* "...I had to look up Foxbat's stats twice in the same month."
  16. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The city park is on fire. Big G (a powerful telekinetic) is flying in Hydro-Electric and Shadow Wolf. The latter two will be useful for putting out the blaze, but will be fairly useless for crowd control. Big G: "Can you guys check to see if there are any people, and take care of them if there are?" SW & H-E: "No." Big G: "...'Kay."
  17. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Heh. I'm more familiar with the work of Vaughn's son Mark, but that sounds pretty amusing. I wonder I can track that one down online?
  18. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I caught a rerun of that one just the other day. Basically a terraforming project was disrupting their environment (the lifeforms had not been detected during scanning of the otherwise dead planet). These lifeforms were capable of interfacing with electronics, and when they tapped into a universal translator system, they did indeed refer to humans as “ugly bags of mostly waterâ€
  19. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Upon learning one of the other players is Jewish: Johnny Bam: "Good! More bacon for me!"
  20. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Repped. That's some lemon-flavored awesome right there.
  21. Re: Teen Champions - $9 Well, I was out of the house all day, so someone beat me. Oh well.
  22. Re: Teen Champions - $9 Argh! I was trying to win it!
  23. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hydro-Electric, who is made of water, has just been hit very hard and she's collapsed into a puddle. Silhouette to GM: “Is the puddle moving?†Techno Grrl (OOC): “That sounds like spy talk. 'Is the puddle moving? The giraffe walks at midnight'â€
  24. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Silhouette: “Hmmm... Do I want to take the emotionally scarred little girl on a trip to heaven?â€
  25. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Johnny Bam: (OOC, flipping through character sheet) "Did I ever take an intimidation skill?" Silhouette: (OOC) "You are an intimidation skill."
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