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Originally posted by Tim
Q:I'm confused, how does that mesurement thing go?
A: Pink Cadillac Ladies
Q: so, what's the name of that streetgang again?
A: He has a large red S on his chest, and tiger stripe speedos!
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Yuck!
Sorry, but ... brrrrr. Orwellian moment.
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Weird idea #1: Women from all walks of life, some considered lower class, others prominently positioned, have been seen sporting a silver bracelet with dark gem stone on their left wrist. All the bracelets look alike, yet these women have no public connection and claim none.
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Originally posted by austenandrews
Q: How do comedy writers view Arnold Schwarzeneggar's candidacy?
A: This time I'll take it stirred, not shaken.
Q: How does James Bond let his hair down?
A: You can't defeat me! I'm a Leo.
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Originally posted by Klytus
Q: What were the last words spoken by anyone in an Iraqi prison before "confessing"?
Answer: A cruise misisle, a condom and the Green Bay Packers
Q: Quality like that makes you proud to be an American, don't it?
A: Wonder Woman in a starspangled bikini, handing out Baby back ribs.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. So Rhett, how's your email this morning?
A. Well damn... who expected the dinosaurs to stick around for so long...
Q: So, the EPA still won't let us build condos in that steamy primordial jungle?
A: I can't take this any more, this is like torture with elevator muzak included.
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Originally posted by Cybernaut
A related question: Has anyone ever tailor a PC for the express purpuse of giving a specific villain their just desserts?
If you mean mechanics wise, wherre he targets vulnerabities etc? No, that always felt like cheating to me...but I've been tempted.
Taking someone down period? Sure, many good heroes can have "Hunts ______" as a psychological limitation.
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"Pushing your players' buttons" is something that every GM is warned against doing too lightly. While it's one thing to give folks what they want, or stories they can really get into, you can push it too far. I'm not advocating that... but I confess, I'm curious.
Are there any villains in the Champsverse that you personally find real easy to loathe? Are there some that you look FORWARD to having your character beat up on, even if your character him/herself wouldn't?
For instance, while it's not 'loathing', one of my female players looks forward to tromping Bulldozer no matter WHAT character she's playing. His attitude just annoys, and I guess it is very gratifying to her to stomp him into paste. Can't say I blame her
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NP. In the case of the slots, it may not make enough of a difference to lower the cost much further if any.
If you have more questions, feel free to ask. One these boards, someone will do their best to help.
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Originally posted by sojdev
Ok, so drop the OIHID. No problem there.
The next question is if I apply OIF to the Multi-power do i also apply the cost reduction to the slots?
Yup.
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Apologies if you already thought of this
Well, for one thing, normally, you apply OIF or OIHID to Powered Armor (depending on if you want it to be taken away or what not) but almost never both
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. I'm trying to come up with a title that realistically reflects the situation at GenCon at midnight on day 3. Can you help me?
A. Roses are red, violets are purple.
Q: Where are you having trouble with your poem rhyming?
A: A laser, capable of emitting pure anti-matter.
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Originally posted by Howard t. Duck
Q. I feel like I'm being followed. Is there someone behind me?
A. You can't just put a baby there!
Q: Why are you gaping at my lunch tray?
A: Night of the Zombie Convention Geeks
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Originally posted by Crusader108
Q: What is the first question reporters always ask Aquaman?
A: I can't do it without a chair.
Q: Why don't you sit down, yoddle, and explain the secrets of life to us all?
A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What's was the secret to John Gotti's success?
A. For some reason squirrel-flavored ice cream never caught on.
Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail?
A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. Has anyone seen my glasses? I lost them in the bar brawl...
A. First scar to the right, and straight on til mourning.
Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ?
A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What was John Ford's least successful movie?
A. You're not allowed to rent movies here anymore...
Q: Do you have Class of Nuke Em High , Dragon Ball Z- first season , and El Cid ?
A: A carnivorious third eye that controls its victims telepathically
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What was the perfect gift for the Spanish housewife, circa 1350?
A. The Left Hand of Dirk Benedict.
Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams?
A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: What do aspiring colorists use for practice?
A: Many thanks for the use of your nose, sir.
Q: Is that enough for your grindstone?
A: Your mama!
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Originally posted by OddHat
Q: So what will we need for the party?
A: Yes, Virginia, I am your Santa Claus.
Q: My god, why are you nude except for a red and white hat???
A: A black and white comic book, and a bag of markers.
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: How does one kill by the way of the Ninja? (sorry, couldn't help myself
)A: A pool of stagnant water is a poor place to raise a child!
Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well?
A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA!
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Thanks
Originally posted by Steve LongDiamondback and Freon are both in VIPER. For the rest, you'll have to wait for some future villains book, probably the one I tentatively have in mind for 2005.
Good to hear! I love the little 'tid bits' we get from you guys like this. It really makes me look forward to the products all the more.
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Originally posted by Enforcer84
Q. I've fallen and I can't get up. Could you tell me, what does that sign back there say?
A. Okay, but I get two votes because It was my idea.
Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay?
A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss.
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: Wait... so what you're trying to tell me is that Seenar thinks he should get to keep all the cookies because he paid for them, but Worldmaker thinks they should be shared equally because it's a community event, and that's what they're fighting about?
A: It's the liquid center, not the hard shell!
Q: What's the important part of the Death Star?
A: Slippery when wet.
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Q: Why did you go on an interstate killing spree that cost the lives of 47 members of uppermanagement?
A: It's purple, with yellow polka dots.