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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: Did you cry as you destroyed the world?
A: It's lumpy, and it smells like boiled cabbage.
Q: Now that I've destroyed the world, what's it like?
A: Dancing on the razor's edge, it mocks your pain.
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: Just what's your darn problem, mister?
A: Yes, but the beehives are just for decoration
Q: So, this is your secret Headquarters for world domination and stuff huh?
A: A single, solitary, lonely tear.
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Originally posted by OddHat
Q: Honey, what's that new perfume you're wearing?
A: You will never recover the Necronomicon!
Q: What's the reason D-Man's plans are doomed to fail?
A: You, and the horse you road in on.
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Originally posted by Tim
Q: Why doesn't anyone like Me?
A: Book 3 is here.
Q: So, is the Wheel of Profit series finished yet?
A: Santizied for your protection
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Originally posted by Tim
Q: What gifts did Kara give Rachel to help her fall in love?
A: Loose Change on the subway.
Q: I need a limitation for my character's shape shifting that causes it to lose percision when underground in vehicles, how would I word that?
A: Because no one likes a smart aleck, that's why.
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Originally posted by Mightybec
Q: Is that a boil on your cheek?
A: It hurts when I bend it.
Q: Why are you yanking on it like that?
A: A Cylon with a shotgun
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Originally posted by Tim
Q:Could I, Sir
If I 'm able
Write Iambic Parameter
For my produce Label?
A: Lady Death takes a holiday.
Q: What occured to slay every pool boy in L.A?
A: It drips and grows a little each day, and makes a high sounding buzz.
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Originally posted by Redmenace
I got mine very late and missed out on the first round of comments as well.
The same here. I just got mine last month, and have to say... it's impressive.
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Originally posted by Nemesis
Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants?
A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get.
Q: Mr Kennedy, are you aware you have a squid on your head?
A: Lather, Wash, Rinse, repeat
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Originally posted by Mightybec
Q: Why don't the little golf pencils have erasers?
A: I'm just looking for a little Redemption.
Q: Why are you helping only short people across the street?
A: An insane plot to overthrow the government
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Originally posted by Klytus
HEY! No fair! No skipping my answer! I went back and did a repost and everything, and I *still* get dissed.
Q2 (to show Klytus we care): What IS that pulpy azure liquid that smells faintly of berries?
A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease.
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Originally posted by Roland
Q: Since you revealed my identity, the Prime Minister, the Archbishop, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer will, on the morrow, vie to determine whether I am to be executed for treason, heresy, or failure to pay my taxes. Why should I not wring your neck, Baldric?
A: Four calling birds.
Q: What are those larks with the cellphones?
A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease.
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If I recall, in the official CU, the last Sorcerer Supreme is missing or lost, and a new one is long overdue to take his place.
A watchful eye is being kept on young mystics to see who is destined to rise to fill the vacancy.
One of the possiblities?
Witchcraft of the Champions herself.
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: Do you wanna play a D&D campaign?
A: Other than the blue one, they're all squishy.
Q: Want an M&M?
A: Oh my gosh, it's full of stars... and a duck, there's also a duck.
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Originally posted by Tim
Q:Who lost a Nobel's prize at the casino tables?
A: Mr. Roger's 'Hood.
Q: A group of puppets beat the #$#$ out of you? Where at?
A: Captain Chronos on a bender.
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Originally posted by Klytus
Q: What do you need to see in your sink to persuade you that maybe you need to call a plumber?
A: Stonehenge and a rubber ducky.
Q: What is Gwydion said to have taken with him when he went Hot Tubbing?
A: A pirate with extreme phobias.
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Originally posted by Dog Soldier
Okay, here's the plan. Infiltrate their bases after closing then change the locks....
That sounds more like Foxbat
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Mmmm, they do seem pretty busy. How will Saphire make her recording deadlines?
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Originally posted by Enforcer84
Q. Look, why can't I use the Cosmic Casaba Mellon in our intra superteam basketball game?
A. She's pretty enough, but I don't think she could pull off the accent.
Q: How about Halle Berry to play Storm?
A: she's NOT pretty enough, but can do the accent.
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I kid... really
Originally posted by aylwin13Gosh dang you, Hermit. You guys are too quick!
Hey, could have been worse. I could have posted the story ;0)
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. How would you describe the 4th season of Big Brother?
A. This is why I think some fanfiction writers should be put to death.
Q: Here's my latest story about Foxbat and the Bimbofication ray! Today he takes out Witchcraft. what do you think?
A: It doesn't bounce very well.
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Originally posted by Agent 537
Question: Where can I find clueless poseurs still living with their parents who believe they know everything on a given subject just because they flipped thru a documentary on said subject shown on the Discovery and/or History channels once last year?
Answer: You're the fifteenth or the sixteenth person today to ask me that. Here's a tip, bunkie: you have to be smarter than the sign to be able to read it. Now listen closely: (slowly repeat whatever the sign has written on it).
Q: How would a forum poster 'help someone' if he was having "Grumpiness: Another unfortunate side effect of hunger"?
A: Not QUITE as classy as the new Teen Titans cartoon, but with more sex appeal.
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Perhaps a little extra leaping with a trigger advantage that would go off after the first leap?
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Eurostar is going to have a field day
USPDB...finally!
in Champions
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One of the things that really whetted my appetite in the book was the drawings of folks I hadn't seen written up fully yet (or hadn't seen ever).
Anyone have any particular they want to see developed in later books?
I think I got them all, but am not certain.
MindGame, Pg 3
The Nameless Evil Mime, pg 4
Diamondback, Pg 9
Summer Cloud, Pg 15
Pisces, Pg 27
Fleshtone, Pg 35
Plague, Pg 39
Unknown with Cosmic Power, Pg 41
Winter Dragon, Pg 111
Freon, Pg 114
Uknown Kinetic villain, Pg 121
Unknown Magnetic villainess, Pg 134
Entropy, Pg 141
Morph, Pg 175
Dreamwitch, Pg 186
Unknown Time Villain, Pg 234
The Curse, Pg 265
I get the feeling we'll be seeing Diamondback in the upcoming VIPER book.
I'm curious about Fleshtone, the unknown Kinetic guy, unamed Magnetic lady, and Dreamwitch myself.
Freon is well known from 4th, but I put him on the list anyways because, hey, who knows what they might do to his background?