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Q: Have any LIberal driving directions ?
A: A triumphant (if small) memorial for all time to people everywhere!
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Originally posted by Klytus
Question: So, Worldmaker, what would you rather give up than those pictures of Kara everyone is so hot for?
Answer: Only if it makes me go blind.
Q: Get your ya yas out?
A: FORK!
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Originally posted by Tim
Q:What mnoster did Dejah Thoris not want to be rescued from?
A: A touch to much gunpowder.
Q: What do you think of my moonshine recipe?
A: Because if I wore it UNDER my clothes, it would chaffe.
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Re: Re: Pardon, but...
Originally posted by lemmingQ: What does Hermit use for padding under the wings.
A: pancake, waffle, toast, syrup
Q: What's on Markus Dark's bunny's hat rack?
A. A Klingon, a Virgo, and a ball of twine.
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Pardon, but...
I think you got your A & Qs mixed up there D-man.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What was Ben Affleck's first reaction after hearing about Gigli's box office take?
A. That little pug dog from the Men in Black movies.
Q: Who was cheated of his Oscar THIS time?
A: More powerful than a ulterior motive, faster than a speeding rumor, and able to leap to conclusions in a single bound!
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What's the one thing you need to make your oversized mustelid carving collection complete?
A. Turn it over to access the hidden supercomputer.
Q: What the heck do I do with FREd besides gaming?
A: A screaming echo of despair and futility that chills a man down to the very bones of his soul.
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Originally posted by Klytus
Q: May I give your wolverene a wedgie?
A: Seabiscut, Sony & Cher, and a 1920's style death ray.
Q: To become a master villain, I wll need transport, master torturers, and a weapon; any suggestions?
A. A large wooden badger.
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Originally posted by Wormhole
Q: Name two fun things to torture Gray Davis with.
A: Two milk bottles and a tuning fork.
Q: What do I need to make a C sharp Chedder?
A. Because your character will blow his own hand off!
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Welcome to the new Cold War
Assuming some of the soldiers in this universe gained super powers and managed to hold on to their sanity?
You'd have a method of making super soldiers in the hands of the US military R&D. They'd try to perfect it, and likely, put their guys through some tests.
If the right big wig thought it would be a good way to earn public trust, they might indeed take a glance at the comic books and decide to appeal to the public by having these new supers adopt colorful costumes and names. Heck, the particular soldiers might even have their names and faces as "classified". Hello Secret Idenity.
For a time, the United States (and maybe an ally or two if they felt like sharing) would have the edge. it might change historical events like the Korean War.
The USSR and Red China would hardly be asleep during all this. They'd do what they could to find out just how it was done. Also, caring less for the lives lost- They'd soon catch up by cutting corners. If they showed any sense, they'll make sure they have some method of controling their men.
While nukes would stay important, a new 'arms race' would really get going. Coupling both military might with propaganda oppurtunities, what country wouldn't want at least one 'super operative'?
On both sides though, you'd end up with the occaisional rogue super.
If their children somehow 'inheirited' a chance of becoming a super... it gets even more complicated.
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
A. The sunken city of Atlanta!
Q. Were there any consequences of Foxbat's Master Plan?
A. Body Oil, a peacock feather, and a bucket of six siders
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Q. Who makes that great domestic beer?
A. "The Chocloate factory is yours!"
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Originally posted by Tim
Q: How do you describe how the Frat boy holds on to the toilet after a Kegger?
A: Grond smash!
Q> "Mr. Grond, I'm with Superhype. Is there any truth to the rumor you maybe... impotent?"
A. Mechanon, Sapphire, and an air freshener
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What slogan failed to win Bacardi's new flavor drink mix any sales?
A. No, that was the other Lee Harvey Oswald. The tall one.
Q. Who's running for California Governor THIS week?
A. Like a pitbull on steroids with a hangover.
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q. How would a masochist describe spam?
A. A pyramid in a soap bubble.
Q. What's the symbol for the "Illumaniti Youth Brigade"?
A. A shining sword, harp music, and a bag of dragon fritters.
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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly
Q: When are your taste buds deadened enough to drink Tequila straight?
A: Yes, but only in public.
Q. Do you scratch yourself while yodeling?
A. Exquisite agony that deepens the further down it goes... and canned ham.
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Originally posted by D-Man
If they aren't a Von or a Fu they're a pretender and a chump. Where else can you apply purple prose like "yellow menace incarnate!" and "the monocole'd prinz of doom!"
Then, clearly, our ideal situation is to make the Evil Lord VonFu! Born of German Chinese Ancestry, he now plots the overthrow of the world by use of long lost nazi super tech, but he insists his killer robots and secret bases follow the oriental philosphies of correct energy in their shape and flow. His Shoa-Lin trianed cyborg stormtroopers are among the most feared on the planet and his Panzer 2000 tanks can, of course, morph into mechanical dinosaur shapes!
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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos
Q: How much did you want shaved off anyway?
A: In a bucket of worms.
Q. Where can a true fisherman find hope?
A. NEVER on a first date.
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Hot diggity! Congratulations on the victory!
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. On what days should I avoid taking my platypus to the bus station?
A. Certain Death!
Q. Do I have another choice on the menu besides Cake?
A. A weedwhacker and some peach preserves!
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Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What are three great tastes that taste great together?
A. No Rub Formula.
Q. What's Mr Hyde's advice for partaking of Jekyll's chemical?
A. Never on a tuesday, or at least not till after dinner.
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no worries
Originally posted by WormholeQ: How do we know Yo' Mama's coming this way? (jk
)A: Beer and Pretzels
Q. What does the DoJ use to pay Ben's salary ?
A. A seething, spiteful, hot ball of hatred!
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Originally posted by Enforcer84
A: Okay, but only because you are evil.
Question: Can I borrow your dark purple cloak?
Answer: A titanic shockwave of unimaginable proportions!
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Thanks, Kevin.
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How To Severely Infuriate Both Mechanon And Your GM
in Champions
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Great idea, very creative, and as GM I'd certianly let it work once...
The funny thing is, one of my favorite characters from Golden Age Champions was "Radio Star" and I seriously thought of making a grandson of his as a super hero for a PC.
Now I have another reason to try it