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mattingly

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  1. Re: Jokes Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
  2. Re: Jokes England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  3. Re: Jokes What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  4. Re: Jokes I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  5. Re: Jokes This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  6. Re: Jokes I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  7. Re: Creepy Pics. Now I can order my ninjas through Amazon? Cool.
  8. Re: Jokes A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." --- One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied. "Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer. "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man. "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!" "Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
  9. Re: %E villiian sorucebooks You might also be interested in BlackWyrm's Algernon Files and The Fires of War books. Gobs of 5E characters in there. Just make sure you get the right version, since there'a slo a an M&M version of the book out there.
  10. Re: "Neat" Pictures Film photos compared to known locations.
  11. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Disney builds a flying fire-breathing dragon.
  12. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Iggy Pop in puppet form.
  13. Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgnuaK4bcY0
  14. Re: "Neat" Pictures All right, you primitive Peanut-heads, listen up! THIS is my BOOM-stick. (I love Santa's jolly reindeer flag.)
  15. Re: The Avengers Project for Champions You might want to indicate that the various stat bonuses are already added in. You do that with Ant-Man's armor PD/ED but I wouldn't want to see someone try to add an extra 2 SPD, 18 REC, etc. to him. And also add his combat luck to his PD/ED, or indicate on the Power that it isn't.
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Videos My favorite James Bond movie has been showing on one of the cable channels recently... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyFGD8WmUCo
  17. Re: "Neat" Pictures Litographs, an entire book printed on a poster or shirt. Still a week left in the Kickstarter. Hm... Champions Complete on a shirt...
  18. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Cool costume ideas:
  19. Re: "Neat" Pictures The mystery books remind me of this picture, from this recent article.
  20. Re: A Thread for Random Videos What was that fuitey oatey bar safeword again...? I think River's about to lose it.
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