Pariah
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: This is not ordinary.Q: And chasing a rabid white rhino through the streets of Dover is just an ordinary day to you, is it?
A: I'm going mad, and you're reaping all the benefits!
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Roll away the stoneroll away the stone
...if you could just move yours
I could get working on my own.
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Re: Countries that don't exist (but should)
I sometimes tell people I'm from Eastern Slobovia. You know, it's one of those countries that came crawling out of the woodwork after the fall of Communism.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: More reasons not to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.The Cowboys have three players and a coach on the NFL's All-Criminal Team: Michael Irvin, Nate Newton, Alonzo Spellman, and Jimmy Johnson.
( http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2 )
New Topic: Classes that should have been offered in high school, but weren't.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Cursum Perficio from Enya's "Watermark" CD
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: It's even better when she's naked.Q: Who ever thought a professor could make vector calculus so interesting?
A: A hippie, a mime, and a retired NFL linebacker in a pink bunny suit.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
The last thing Jean Grey said before she died was, "What, again?!"
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Paris in Panties.Q: What's worse than seeing Paris Hilton in an orange jail jumpsuit?
A: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Signs that the Army's use of video games as a recruiting tool is working too well.Boot camp trainee: "This M-16 is lame. When do I get my BFG?"
New Topic: Famous last words (or, The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.)
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Congratulations! We're calling in your loans now!"I owe you Rep--to the tune of about $42,000.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: There's an interesting work of fiction on page 24Q: You're reading Playgirl again?!
A: Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: There are some things Man Was not Meant to Know. Like this one. And that one over there.Q: Those are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen! Why do I have to stay away from them?!
A: This is Rhode Island, you nitwit, not the Bespin Holiday Inn!
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Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Flash' date=' what are you doing in that full-body cast?[/quote']Mr. Hopcroft, that was hilarious. I owe you Rep (again).
A: I'm not your little kitty. Put me down.Q: Won't you please lick my nose? Just a little? Please?
A: A shiny new anvil and a big bucket of antidepressants.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Signs you're in the right hospital' date=' you lucky bastard.[/quote']Don't you know, that when you get your tonsils out, you can have all the ice cream in the world that you can eat?
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: A 1992 Corisica.Q: The hyperdrive's shot. What are our other options?
A: According to quantum electrodynamics, no.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Every dog has his day. This ain't yours' date=' Rover.[/quote']Q: My normally happy Labrador retriever is acting depressed. What'd you say to him, anyway?
A: Today's my birthday!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is' date=' on the whole, rather silly.[/quote']The green, goopy bad buys start reading poetry at you as a form of torture.
And you like it.
NT: Unlikely telemarketing sales pitches.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period.On the floor of your closet, you find a picture of a young Strom Thurmond.
NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when...
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: A Bubble Gun.Q: What weapon was used to give a 21-gun salute at Don Ho's funeral?
A: The Main Street Diner in Briggsdale, Colorado.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: _____ is my final offer!Fifty million dollars, control of eastern Slovenia, and a date with Power Girl...
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: A loaf of bread' date=' a jug of wine, and fifty thou.[/quote']Q: What are the possible prizes behind Door #3 again?
A: This time, you get to give the giant man-ape his insulin injection.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Where does Tyrannon store the worlds he conquers?He keeps them in the pockets of his gigantic billiards table.
(Pluto was really taken off the list of planets last year because it was destroyed in a wicked game of cosmic 9-ball.)
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: When in doubt' date=' serve pancakes.[/quote']Q: Whaddaya mean, Miss Piggy said we can't serve ham and eggs at the company breakfast tomorrow? What does she expect us to do this late in the game?
A: Two big rocks, a can of WD-40, and a roll of duct tape.
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