Psybolt

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Howard... the Duck... ugh

Oh wait, this is movies that didn't make the big screen, not movies that shouldn't have made the big screen. Oops...

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What line got Davie Mamet the boot from Charlie Brown: the Musical ?

 

A: Look

Q: How did Thor spell his step-brother's name when he was in kindergarden?

A: All the major damage has been done already.

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pale faces

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Joined the WWE and as part of the contract got to catch and beat up the Roadrunner. No-one can get away from a lawyer.

 

NT: What the Battlestar Galactica people call the Cylons (either version) behind their backs.

Look... it's the Stormtroopers!

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NT: How Wile E. Coyote finally caught the Road Runner.

Stopped getting stuff from Acme and instead got his stuff from KFC.

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Werewolf By Night... Wolfsbane...Skippy (robot dog from the Tick)... Beast... Timber Wolf...Underdog...Scooby Doo and Coyote.

A team formed together to fight canine injustice. They are (bum, bum BUM!!!)...

The Hounds of Baskervilles!!!!

NT: What Howard the Duck and Daffy Duck would talk about.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: When Daffy and Bugs argue about which hunting season it is, which season is it?

A: Captain America, Uncle Sam and American Maid

Re: Answers & Questions

Q) So Matchstick Lass, now that you've had your...uhm surgery...what should we call you?

 

 

 

 

A) Fried Ewok

Q: What is a good time on a Friday night?

A: because...

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Thunderstrike... who ever wanted to see that guy?

Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today

Name: Razzmatazz

Secret Identity: Roger Percival

Special Power: athletic leaping & jumping

Transportation: swingline

Weapon: none

Costume: blue spandex with little tassels

Sidekick: the Nitwit

Nemesis: Scorn

Tragic Flaw: youth

Favorite Food: Pizza Rolls

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post-Civil War Iron Man.

 

NT: Comic book characters that you wish could run for President of the US.

Captain America, of course. Vice-President Bucky???

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"Boy, is this whole thing one giant clusterf*ck, or what?"

 

NT: Comic book characters who would be good as Bush's next Attorney General appointee.

Captain Kiss-Up

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Mission Accomplished!!!

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: How is your termite-ridden boat?

 

A: Sis-Boom-Baa

Q:What is the incantation for the exploding sheep spell?

A: the frightening blue rumble...

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NT: What Lex Luthor says about the Legion of Doom behind their backs.

"Who told Black Manta where we moved the meeting to?"

Re: Prison facilities for super-human criminals in your Campaigns?

In my old Champions campaigns I had several super powered villain containment centers. One was a Star Wars type cryogenically frozen prison. We saved it for the worst of the villain... oddly enough one of the PCs wound up there (well deserved by the way).

Another one was a man made satellite that orbited the earth. The moon was the base for the prison guards and the satellite was surrounded by a force field. It was the size of a small moon

Re: Your Superhero Identity for Today

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Al, the Parasite Guy

Secret Identity: Al MacCallum

Special Power: Super Strength

Transportation: leaping

Weapon: None

Costume: extraterrestrial parasite achored to his skeleton

Sidekick: the Dreg

Nemesis: X-1 the Negative Man

Tragic Flaw: Really, really ugly & gross

Favorite Food: jelly beans

Re: WWYCD: Run!!

Psybolt is a master manipulating mentalist so it could be anyone mad at him. In my campaign world, very few people mess with Psybolt unless Psybolt is bored. If one could mess with him, it would be Brother Chaos or Deathurge

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new topic????

Ok... I'll do it.

NT: What Lex Luthor says about the Legion of Doom behind their backs.

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Solomon Grundy call him Funny Pants

new topic????

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Hey, did you see what Governor Arnie did to that smart-aleck news reporter?

 

A: A total eclipse of your nose.

Q: What's the worst thing that could happen to Uma Thurman?

A: paint-stained fingers

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Angel

 

NT: Who's next? What the rest of the JLA call J'onn Jones behind his back?

Ray Walston

NT: What do the rest of the JLA call Green Arrow behind his back?

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Angel

NT: Who's next? What the rest of the JLA call J'onn Jones behind his back?

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Nice a**. Well, that's what I'd say if I were behind her back. Admittedly, only the one time.

 

NT: Why not? What the rest of the JLA call Hawkman behind his back.

The Pigeon!

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Why do you demolish the base every time your alarm goes off?

 

A: A big pile of goo

Q: What is left when your smart aleck character lips off to the berserk brick?

A: Hulk Hogan's mustache