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Psybolt

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions

     

    Q: Hey sis, I got you a celebrity blind date! Who would you prefer, Kevin Federline, or Willaim Shatner?

     

    A: It was like the sound of a million dogs howling in agony, all at once.

     

     

    Q: Did you ever hear Mr. Tangerine Man by William Shatner?

     

    A: Glu Gluton's Glue Factory

  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE . . .

     

    Oh, wait, those are the ingredients.

     

    NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey, he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die.

     

    Drowning face down in his cereal bowl after getting a sugar high from his Lucky Charms.

     

    NT: Super Hero who would make a poor replacement Captain America

  3. Re: Answers & Questions

     

    Q: Is that an Etch-A-Sketch? I thought you were getting a new laptop in the mail...

     

    A: No no no, I said I needed a WRENCH!

     

    Q: What did Bob Vila say when the sleazily dress woman came to his garage?

     

    A: Kevin Federline and Willaim Shatner Take Two

  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    WHOLE GRAIN OAT FLOUR, SUGAR, CORN FLOUR, WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, RICE FLOUR, SALT, CALCIUM CARBONATE . . .

     

    Oh, wait, those are the ingredients.

     

    NT: Ways the "Hey Mikey, he likes it" kid from the Life cereal commercials should ironically die.

     

    Mikey will never die... all that will be left is cockroaches and Mikey

  5. Re: 10 Global disasters that YOU team might encounter...

     

    I've had a lot of major disasters that the PCs had to deal with or handle. Some include:

     

    1. A killer fog that would surround a city killing everyone in the city.

     

    2. A massive volcano raises frm the middle of the Pacific causing global problems.

     

    3. An artifact lands on the planet, followed closely by a massive alien creature chasing it. (One of the PCs immediately after finding the artifact, prior to knowing what it was, said to throw it into the sun)

     

    4. A super villain appears in the Middle East in the guise of Jesus Christ, causing remarkable religious uprising across the world.

     

    5. Keeping on the religious theme, the Pope was assassinated and the pCs needed to chase down the killer, who turned out to be innocent.

     

    6. We had a World War III.

     

    7. We broke the United States apart into several different city-states, including one led by a powerful paranormal, called Para-Nation.

     

    Of course this was over many years and many different characters. Still, we had our share of upheaval.

  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    "It is I, Ultron . . . 8? 9? Sorry. Listen, I'm trying to sound diabolical here, but I really get fuzzy around iteration 7 or so."

     

    NT: "Fool! How did you not recognize your greatest enemy. It is I, _________!"

     

     

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    NT: What super hero character would George W. Bush be?

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