Psybolt

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

It will block all porn.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Send them Terrell Owens... oh wait...

NT: Real reason Galactus never ate the earth.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: So, what did you think of this porno featuring me and your three daughters?

 

A: Not even at gunpoint.

Q: Hey did you know there is a Police Academy Marathon on TV tonight?

A: soccer moms are not the answer

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

"I can't wait for the release of Ultimate Accountant!"

NT: Tragic lightsaber accidents

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What did the Blockheads see that let them know they were in BIG trouble this time?

 

A: All new tasteless pick-up lines right here!

Q: What's the tagline for the new book written by Willaim Shatner?

A: 4400, Sunday night 9EST/8CST

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What did the mother say when she found her son viewing the porn?

A: Gumby and Gravedigger

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

"Hey, what about Fuzion?"

NT: Ultimate Hero book that would never sell

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Have you seen the actress who's gonna play Supergirl on Smallville? WOOF!

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Come on, Ma! Don't "The Plains of Infinite Peril" sound like the perfect campsite?

 

A: And this why non-sentience has its advantages.

Q: Did you attend the George W. Bush press conference?

A: It is either B or All of the above

Re: Wrestling HERO

 

It'd be "Battles Royal."

 

Nazi>

 

Sorry. They'll take away my English degree if I don't do stuff like that from time to time. It's out of my hands.

Really? The name of the match is a "Battle Royal" so wouldn't a plural of it be Battle Royals? It's not like it is brothers-in-law.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What does Frank Castle think every time?

A: All you need is some medication.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Spider-man... I just think that would be so cool!!!

NT: What is the best advantage of having Triplicate Girl around... (keep it clean people!)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Stinky Poo Man

NT: Super Heroes that would make great role playig game players

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

George W. Bush, to ask him if he's really a ****ing idjamanit.

 

NT: Names of Robot Masters rejected by Dr. Wily (use Wikipedia if necessary)

Sushi Man

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Osama bin Laden, because I could sure use the reward money!

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What does William Shatner want when he looks for a call girl?

A: Die Hard 12

Re: [for fun] The Blue Moon Killer vs. Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli

Kirk... it was Kirk. I think...

Re: [for fun] The Blue Moon Killer vs. Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli

Well, what if Harby was cousin Roger, played by Ted McGinley... then Fonzie would have to worry about Harby jumping the shark as well...

Or Arnold and Daniel-san... oh wait... that's different.

And wouldn't both of them have to avoid that cop that was brought on to try and get rid of the leather jackets? What was his name?

Do I know too much about Happy Days?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Firewing and Riptide.

 

NT: Based on the book the Five people you'll meet in heaven, the five worst people you can meet on Earth

Osama bin Ladin, Donald Rumsfield, Barry Bonds, "PapaBear" Bill O'Reilly and Bubba, the cellmate who makes you his "special" friend in prison.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What causes President Bush to mistake Australia for Austria?

A: Hulk, Flash, Union Jack and a box of twinkies

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

"I'm a real warrior princess and can actually start killing people left and right . . . oooooooh . . ."

 

NT: What Green Lantern does with his ring when nobody's looking.

Uses it to reach that spot that is juuuuust out of his reach

NT: Unexpected uses for Wolverine's claws

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What were the last words of the five hundred Aquilonian officers who schemed to overthrow King Conan?

 

A: There is only one truth. That isn't it.

Q: Isn't the Notre Dame-Michigan game this weekend exciting?

A: What the???

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Superman... Batman...MMMMMMMM

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

A piano so they could imitate the bar scene from Spider-man 3

NT: Magneto's daydreams

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: We can assume everyone is out to get us, or we can assume that no one knows about us and we can do what we want. Or we can assume that people do know about us and don't care. Or we can assume that only a few people know about us and have already put in place measures to stop us. Or we can assume that they think we're joking and and are leaving themselves open. Or we can assume that they've suspected us all along and have slipped us defective materials and false information to keep our plans from working. So which of these seems like the most viable assumption to you?

 

A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true.

Q: Don't you think Britney Spears is a better singer than Paris Hilton?

A: Logan or Stephen