Tim
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I was able to hold on to the front page thru 3 refreshes. so I held it for a total of a minute and a half. My post-fu is getting stronger.
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Why is it impossible to ever take over the Hero boards?
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Just after I post that last post, evryone started showing up.
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I'm the only one on. I'm taking ove rhte front page.!!!!!
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Q: Where are you going with that shammie? A: Waste of a good frell if you ask me.
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Q: How many Kobolds does it take for a 20th level fighter to gain a level? A: Venom? I thought it was orange juice.
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Q: why aren't you eating your breakfast young man? A: Jumping jack flash has gas
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Q: Why are you wearing that leather bustier on top of your shirt? A: Taste the rainbow.
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Q: Who, is the paper saying, is the one responsible for freeing all the breakfast foods? A: Frosty the Snotman
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Q; What is the newest Frankenstein ripoff, where they build a 3 foot tall creature with a giant nose? A: DD peanut butter cups.
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Q: So there is an animated 'Baby Champions' Cartoon. What happened the first episode? A; Heros of Might and Civilization VII
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Q: What was you ropinion of Kara's red and white teddy? A; Okay, I know I'm going to get the bat for this.
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Q: What has got you so down? A: A lark, a lark, my kingdom for a lark.
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Q: Interesting, this soup is hot and cold at the same time. What is it? A: A bloody Dress parade.
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Q: WHy do you have a Mark V turboblaster in your trunk? A: Caught in his nether garments
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Q: YOu say John Goodman and Martha Stewart have teamed up? A: A perfect stampede if ever there was one.
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Q: Would you go toe to toe with Rachel? A; He did not show me a fair fight.
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Q: You, are a pansy. A blue faced, moron. You couldn't hurt a fly if you tried. I spit in your general direction. What are you going to do about that? A: Stale Air and Elbow grease
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Q: Nohing happened when I hit the detonator with this pipe. Can I go now? A: I fear it will do infinite mischeif.
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Q: What is the Liberals veiw of G.W> Bush? A: plain jane sat on a train.
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Q: The ship is falling apart and you got a WHAT? A; papyrus or plastic?
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Q: What happened when you put that rabid weasel down your pants? A:they're dead Jim. Only you and I are left. Want to make out?
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Q: First you insulted the clan cheif in front of the whole clan, then what happened? A; smileys; happy people everywhere.
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Q: Why does it cost money to go to the afterlife? A: bow to the bow.
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Q: What do you say to revisonist historians? A: blunders-r-us