Tim
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Q: Wow, you were run over by a bus, trampled by an elefant and thrown out of a moving vehicle in just 2 minutes? A: Far be it from me to opose it.
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If he has an XP machine, it likes to default alot of files to .php extensions. Just select "all files" in type of files and retypw the name (with the RIGHT extension) and it should work.
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Q: Why do you say Paul Bunyun came past here? A: A phone call from hell.
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Q: You are not going to use that are you? A: creativity is dead
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Q: So the Lizard is part insect and has reached his fifth stage? A: I just got a memo that says otherwise.
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Q: Did you know your eyes are completely bloodshot? A: Latino-gram
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Q: WHat Hollywood movie completely ruined a good series of novels? A: The wind chill is higher than the temperature.
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I usually respond that a 25+25 character is approximately equal to a 1st level Ad&D character. A 50+50 is about equl to a fourth or fifth. A 75+75 about 8th or 9th level. And a 100+100 is about equal to 15th. These are my approximations and may not be how others figure it.
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Q: What is the name of the hacker that crashed the Hero boards? A: forensic alchemy
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Q: If your Weebles don't wooble, what do they do? A: Better late than dead.
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Q: You cut off Zornwil's head? A: I lost on Jeopardy for Dummies
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Q: What happened to you after you got stone drunk last night? A: A fourty two pound mallet in a twenty five pound head.
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I can't remember specifics right now. I've slept since then.
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This happened in a game I was in. The female character (com30) used her persuasion and mind control to get him to do what she wanted.
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Q: Why are you returning the bondge wear? A: ultra life batteries
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Q: I thought I told you, you could not get a penis ring? A: If you made over 1 dollar please send it in.
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Anther cool one. reminds me of Zanni from Sigil.
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Way Cool. I'll have to steal this pic for a character sooner or later. (proper credit given of course.)
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Q: Did you get hurt when attacked by that Pit Bill? A: No more Mr. Bastiche.
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My first character: was back in 1984. A martial artist with throwing knives, names Dagger. His costume was black with red shoulder belts that held his knives. As for his mask, think Snake Eyes.
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Q: What new show killed CBS monday night comedy? A: A Hamstring Sandwich
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Q: How was the four day gaming con? A: Th eye bone is connected to the brain bone.
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Q: So what happened while you were buried? A: Vengence is Mine! You can have revenge.
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Q: Did your plan work? The one in which, you kidnapped Steve Long and feed him caffine, so he'll write Hero products just for you. A: I've fallen and can't get down.
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Q: Where did you get the idea that vegtables were taking over? A: He should have found out before he jumped.