Tim
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Q: How do you know it was Opus that you saw? A: (singing)...two turtle shells and a partridge on a CD.
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Q: Did you ever get the jar of Universal Solvent open? A: Expansion AND Contraction. What a country.
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Q; YOU went to the future and only brought back one book? A: I see pink elephants
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IF a person can be SUPERstitious, why can't they just be Stitious?
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Q: What is the name of PAIDs newest evil plan? A: MMMMM, Minty
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Q: I here you have pictures of Kara naked. Could you post them? (just kidding Rachel ) A: I heard it thru the cable
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Q: What is Great Cuthulu's favorite 60s song? A: Let he who lives in glass houses throw the first stone.
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Q: [Mechanon voice] How did you like my Thanksgiving Dinner? A: Cheese Steak
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Q: WHAT did Zornwil want for dessert? A: Not Cap vs. Batman again.
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Q: You paid WHAT for you spell components? A: He had a bald head and a wheelchair.
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Q: What Military Action/Detective Thriller/ Reality show that came out this last year was a complete flop. A: DOA Extreme beach ... wait-a-minute... those aren't volleyballs.
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Q: What did you hear the cheerleader say before she mugged you? A: You put your right foot in, you pull your right stump out.
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Drrushing, really liked your Renegade Legion Fighter.
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Q: You sure are happy for someone about to face the firing squad. Ar eyou ready? A: 2 men go in, 1 woman comes out.
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Q: So, you show up 4 hours late for the game, naked, and covered in weird tatoos. What happened? A: An Acme Corp Bubble Gun
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Really good work Blue.
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Q: What did Foxbat send Sapphire for her birthday? A: Buy one get one for full price
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Q: What's this Marquee de Sade of Rock exhibit going to have? A: The collossus of Urbana, Ill.
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Q: After you hit me with that battleaxe, I had to do something to get ahead. Did I win? A: Yakov's Smirnoff
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The top one here also. pictures
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Five down on this page is a Fex. Human Descent Gallery
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I liked the two owl/cats and the squirrel/cat. (justdon't let SuperSquirrel see the last one. )
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Q: WHy are you looking at me like that? A: Whig out.
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Q: Who are you? A: The great train giveaway.
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Q: WHat is the most disturbing change to "the Cat in the Hat" A: You load 16 tons, then go to the next truck.