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Mark Taylor

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  1. Mark Taylor
    Q: What's transparent and saves lives? A: It's only painful when you squeeze.
  2. Mark Taylor
    Q: Where are all these files on Iraq's WMD? I can't find 'em anywhere! A: It's smaller than you think, George.
  3. Mark Taylor
    Q: Do you wanna play a D&D campaign? A: Other than the blue one, they're all squishy.
  4. Mark Taylor
    Q: What are the main components of a frog catapult? A: Six Big Bottles of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
  5. Mark Taylor
    Q: Which king reigned for only seven days? A: A kind of shimmering greenish-purple.
  6. Mark Taylor
    Q: What's the result if you iron and crease your socks? A: It's almost as big as a tree, and it's stuck to your left cheek.
  7. Mark Taylor
    Q: So who AREN'T members on the HERO boards? A: The biggest ball of string you ever saw.
  8. Mark Taylor
    Q. I've been studying dinosaurs for years, but for the life of me I can't make head nor tail of this odd exoskeletal structure, like an upturned turtle shell attached to the beast's backbone! Any idea what it was for? A. No, if you rub it that way it'll bite.
  9. Mark Taylor
    Q: What do you get when you spill a bottle of bleach all over your keyboard? A: Many years of agonizing indecision.
  10. Mark Taylor
    Q. Aha! But my lightning bolt will kill you, will it not? A. Every time the fish swim upside down.
  11. Mark Taylor
    Q: So what's the difference with this Zen long jump thing again? A: Tigers are really much better at it.
  12. Mark Taylor
    Q. How can you recognise royalty in exile? A. You leave me no option but to throw it into the lake.
  13. Mark Taylor
    Q: "May I bring my broomstick?" asked the witch. A: Oh come on, it's only a little one!
  14. Mark Taylor
    Q: Is it ever warm in Scotland? A: Peanuts might work, but I couldn't be sure.
  15. Mark Taylor
    Q: Why did you change your costume? A: They hatch from eggs literate, fully educated, and dressed in tuxedos.
  16. Mark Taylor
    (HeeHee:D) Q. How does a guy with a death wish attract pissed off dragons around these parts? A. Unnaturally slippery, yet strangely rough.
  17. Mark Taylor
    Q. How would a masochist describe spam? A. A pyramid in a soap bubble.
  18. Mark Taylor
    Q: Would you dine on a bucket of worms? A: Only after a few beers.
  19. Mark Taylor
    Q: How much did you want shaved off anyway? A: In a bucket of worms.
  20. Mark Taylor
    Q. How on earth could they get away with something like the Patriot Act? A. Because my boots are on fire!
  21. Mark Taylor
    Q: What three items are most essential to your latest evil plan to take over the world? A: Absolutely not, never without a bathrobe.
  22. Mark Taylor
    A couple of years ago I ran a very successful GURPS campaign based on the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'm sure I could have done it just as easily with Star HERO.
  23. Mark Taylor
    Which four?
  24. Mark Taylor
    Anybody mentioned Iain M. Banks's Consider Phlebas and Use of Weapons? Some other of Banks's novels would probably be appropriate too, but these two are the most military-themed in nature, especially Weapons.
  25. Mark Taylor
    Nnnngghhh my brain isn't working on this one. I guess I'll just have to wait for it to hit drive mode and see what comes out.
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