nexus Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 A player in a recent game just used an Akido throw to send a Viper Strong Man named Constrictor threw a building after he attempted a move through. She grins down at him laying amid the rubble and says,"Nice try but all in all, you're just a another brick in the wall..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners In one game I was running, Anklosaur mouthed off to one of the heroes..."Ready for a pounding, Hero?" The player's response....."Sure, why don't you go find me someone capable of delivering it..." Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners Don't know if this counts as a one liner .. but the tag line for one of our games is: "Welcome to the apocalypse. Bring marshmallows." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners Not exactly a one-liner, but it happened tonight, so I want to share: This is in regards to a magical document received from the Greek god Hermes; it can't be read without a certain specific crystal stone lens (which we don't have) and he filched it from someone who'd be VERY upset if he discovered it's gone. Sentinel: Doc, can't you just cast Read Magic and then do Scribe Scroll so we can put a copy back where the original came from? That way he'll never know the difference! Dr. Anomaly: This isn't a role-playing game, Patrick. (Patrick Avalon is Sentinel's real name [secret identity].) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccabe Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners I had a Kraven the Hunter type called "Tiger Eye" who was pronounced by the GM as the group wit, here are some lines he said; Upon facing a 50' giant worm that was wrecking the city " Let me guess, you just escaped from a bowl of spaghetti on fraternity hazing night?" In an attempt to save a teammate in the belly of the beast "And to think I used to hate biology class when we had to cut open worms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterhawk Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners From Vandal, intergalactic badman and Lobo ripoff: "I'm going to beat you so bad, generations of your progeny will be born remarkably well behaved!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEmerged Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners "I've got better things to do tonight than die..." Standard response from one of the players whenever someone threatens him. Comes from "The Transformer's Movie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners Not exactly a one-liner, but it happened tonight, so I want to share: This is in regards to a magical document received from the Greek god Hermes; it can't be read without a certain specific crystal stone lens (which we don't have) and he filched it from someone who'd be VERY upset if he discovered it's gone. Sentinel: Doc, can't you just cast Read Magic and then do Scribe Scroll so we can put a copy back where the original came from? That way he'll never know the difference! Dr. Anomaly: This isn't a role-playing game, Patrick. (Patrick Avalon is Sentinel's real name [secret identity].) That reminds me way back where an occasional-PC for whom the player was only briefly in our campaign suggested that he stage a public fight with the heroes and then go see the enemy and team up with them. In-character the PCs said, "This isn't a comic book!" or something similar, it's been a while. They also poo-pooed it OOC as one said, "Wilson doesn't play it that way," which was pretty much true, although I bow to genre cliches if they carried it off convincingly somehow. Still, that'd have been a stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Cool/Funny One liners The current group I'm in has lots of good one-liners. I'll have to go back through the write-ups. There's been enough really funny banter I've been sorely tempted to just start recording sessions (the games are literally one room over from my home amateur recording studio). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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