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Re: The Last Word

 

You just said his not last word is not' date=' but since you posted, it couldn't be the last word. (! means not in some circles and even some squares)[/quote']

 

 

didn't know that. Just thought he missed a typo.

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Re: The Last Word

 

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If ...

 

...that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.

...you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"

...your landspeeder has a gun rack.

...you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.

...your X-Wing has a still in it.

...your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.

...you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.

...you use Jawas for drink holders.

...you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.

...you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

...your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

...at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

...you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

...you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.

...your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

...you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery.

...you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.

...you count B.O. as a Jedi power.

...you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

...you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

...you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.

...your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"

...you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

...the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

...wookies are offended by your B.O.

...you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

...you have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.

...you've got a stuffed womp rat from Begger's Canyon on your mantle.

...you've used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon.

...you have ever used baling wire and/or duct tape to make repairs on your landspeeder.

...you feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

...you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

...you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.

...you ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

...you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

...you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

...you use your lightsaber as a bug zapper.

...you hear ..."Luke, I am your father ...and your uncle!"

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Re: The Last Word

 

Tim went to the beach

The surf was out of his reach

He slipped on a snail

The court refused bail

The jail was on an island named Impeach

 

There was a fella named Gerry

He was constantly merry

He rode astride a griffin

He wasn’t used to a stiffin

And hence he crashed into a patch of berry

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