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Re: The Onion uncovers new Supervillain

 

here

 

How many points do you think the transform is worth?

That article reminds me of a very strange joke...

 

It seems these three engineers were all contemplating what kind of an engineer God was when He created Man.

 

The first engineer stated, "God had to have been a Mechanical Engineer, for the symetry of the human body, and it's perfect design meant that this must be the case."

 

The second engineer made his case by stating, "God must have been an engineer specializing in Fluid Dynamics, for the circulatory system, as well as the heart, are the greatest fluid dynamics system ever created."

 

"You're both wrong!" the third engineer stated, "God had to have been a Civil Engineer!"

 

"How can you possibly explain that?" questioned the first engineer.

 

The third engineer quizzed, "Well...Who else but a Civil Engineer would be foolish enough to place the DUMP next to the PLAYGROUND?" :nonp:

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