Narratio Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddly enough death tribble is noted as one of correspondents in the divorce of Abby and Esther. As the full court proceedings are still sealed we can only wonder. Why, why, why, why wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above The inventor of the Eurovision Song contest was Narratio who did it as part of a drunken bet about what was the most ridiculous thing you could get on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not many people remember that ABBA started out on the Eurovision Song Contest. And who was it started ABBA on this road to fame and profit? The death tribble of course, the Dark Eminence behind the band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was behind the NIL points for Norway and England scandal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course I was, once again, only trying to cover up the fact that it was death tribble who redirected the voters into an on-line gambling site. He made a fortune off of the punters from that little scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was behind the Disco Dancing championships which leadto the British and American competitors coming in 2nd and 3rd much to the audience's disgust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'd just like to point out that I was just covering for the tribble who, having accepted a considerable sum from a group of widows (all of whom had been married to now dead Nigerian / Liberian / Congolese prime ministers, presidents and rich merchant bankers) to give Nigeria the first place, was now reneging on the deal. He'd taken the cash and invested it in offshore fish farms, ran an IPO on them and used the proceeds to buy a Kentucky goat farm, claimed a tax loss and, with a US Federal grant for not growing Mohair, plowed everything into a fluorescent tube sock venture run by a group of Russians out of Nagasaki. Which he then handed over to the Yakuza for forgiveness of his debts after the failure of the Mount Fuji eco-tourism venture went bust. Look, the deal, like the tribble, was complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented headlice to pay off favours to the health industry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble has patented an edible wig. Apparently designed for those balding and shy daredevil adventurers who may need emergency rations after been trapped on the side of a mountain say for a week or so. The patent application notes that flavours can include fish, fowl, game, veggies, sweeties, fruits and melamine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio trained humans for an audience of dolphins and killer whales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently, way back in the 60's, Mort Wiesinger got the idea of the bottled City of Kandorfrom a visit to death tribbles basement workshop. Although he never said anything about what he'd seen, it should be noted that both Titano (the Super Ape) and stories about the Green Glob all appeared in the following year. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once fined for speeding in the space between the Moon and Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble taught Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer everything he knows about music. Which is a bit of a shame really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio taught Lenin ballet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently Lenin was killed by an unemployed ballet critic. It's rumoured that death tribble funded the hit, but nothing has ever been proven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparantly Narratio was the icepick that killed Trotsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's often commented that I play Sancho Panza to death tribble's Don Quixote. Next time you see him flailing away at a windmill, trying to beat it to death, please remember this and make allowances for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Remember the Chicken Guy from Escape From New York? Narratio to a tee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above In the Things You Really Were Better Off Not Knowing Department ... L. Marcus can make great espresso by gargling boiling water and spitting out the rinsings into a pitcher. Be careful what you ask for when you visit his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has been called as an expert witness in the court case to make Pi equal to exactly 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was called as an expert witness in the court case of American Pie but to say more would fall foul of the family friendly side of the boards integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie was to be keyboardist for The Ramones, but he refused to change his name, so ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus was once thought to be Marc Bolan on a bad hair day, but his hair dresser inisists that this is not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio caused it to snow over Britain last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Very few posters realize that death tribble keeps count of the amount of times his name appears in posts. Nobody is sure why, although I suspect he's making a variation on a "naughty or nice" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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