BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 RB has played a zombie in every zombie film ever made. And he doesn't even need makeup. Or acting lessons. They usually have to keep him in a cage to prevent him from eating the other zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 played a drum in every musical ever made. He got paid extra if he did not play it at all. Or turn up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 You know that song Doctor Worm by They Might be Giants? That song is DT's life story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Hollywood turned BC's life story into a movie. Has anyone seen "Who framed Roger Rabbit"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 You promised not to tell anyone!Fine! If we're spilling secrets, RB's Life Story was also made into a movie.Has anyone seen Solarbabies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 BC actually saw it. He hasn't been the same since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 L. Marcus is the Ghost of the Spectre of the Wraith of the Phantom of the Opera. Yes, he is a Haunter's Haunter's Haunter. The job isn't much but pays the rent of the Spooky Castle and it is better than being the Poltergeist of the Hound of the Baskervilles. There he had to throw the ball for the stupid dog all night long. And night's in Dartmoor can be long and chilly, I can tell you that. Makes you rattling your chains and howling like a Banshee on fire! (Needless to say, both things got the job in the first place.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Der Roter Baron. He wrestled the Alps. Don't ask why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 DT once wrestled an entire all-girls school. And lost. I should add that none of the girls were over the age of 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 And who enrolled all the underaged ninjettes and assassin-babies just before the match? BC2k2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Hey, they were your daughters. Though how the heck a Cimmerian hooked up with a Ninja Princess to spawn three sets of Ninja-Princess twins and one set of Triplets is beyond me. I guess RB and his Ninja-Princess-Wife were getting busy like bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 tries to sabotage the Easter Bunny's effort every single year. And every single year he fails miserably. Still, hats off to his pig-headed stuborness (even if Wile. E. Coyote has had a better success rate against Roadrunner than BC against that Bunny). BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Der Roter Baron once punched a battleship. It went home and told its mother. And boy did Der Roter Baron get an earful for that, let me tell you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 DT was that battleship. The HMS Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 has a country named after him Liechtenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Death Tribble came up with the name of the evil space-station of destruction in Star Wars - the Death Star. He named it after himself (first name only obviously). Good for the fans that his first name isn't Happy Rainbow Unicorn ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Speaking of Happy Rainbow Unicorns, guess what Roter Baron's nickname was when he was a young girl? I'll let you figure out it on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 At least I grew up. So did BlueCloud2k2. Kinda. He is now BIG Red Riding Hood and has a Wine & Cake Delivery Service. If he is 30 minutes late you don't have to pay, but it usually also means that you don't get your order because he was (again) swallowed by the Wolf. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Der Roter Baron has openly mocked Sylvester Stallone for not doing a sword and sorcery piece like Arnold and Dolf. He mocks Steven Seagal but then so does everyone else. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 DT even dares mock Seagal to his face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 L. Marcus once though about mocking Chuck Norris, but realized that he enjoyed having all of his teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once mocked Sally Field. She hit him with a baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Death Tribble has a sweet tooth - his other alias is Count Chocula! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Der Roter Baron called Arnold a girly man. And if you see the size of their muscles in comparison you will understand why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Death Tribble was Dolph Lundgren'd body double as He-Man in "Masters of the Universe" - during the whoel movie. He was in so much a better shape than Dolph that they opted to always film him and plant Dolph's head on top. Dolph wanted to hire Death Tribble again for "Red Scopion" but DT declined - the screen writing was sooo bad that Dolph had to do this dreck himself. The sunburn he got served him right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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