Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: the world's largest margarita. Q: In what sort of drink would Kara make an ideal swizzle stick? A: When I get out of the hospital! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Rachel Q: Is that a new swimming pool in your backyard or not? A: Two aspirin, a gallon jug and a two inch piece of twine. Q: What does McGuyver need to escape? A: I saw it on the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 A: I saw it on the telly. Q: So how did the show go? A: When I get out of the hospital! Q: So how's that apology coming along? A: A supercomputer and a mountain dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: What caused the nuclear meltdown? A: Bruce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: A supercomputer and a mountain dew Q: What do you need for your plan for world domination? A: No, it hurts too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: so, have you apologized to Rachel yet? A: A rock on a hard place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 A: Bruce! Q: Who do you pray too again? A: No, it hurts too much. Q: Rachel, can you take a deep breath? A: Make it stop! And I give up trying to keep up with you guys on this thread. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Rachel Q: Who do you pray too again? Q: Rachel, can you take a deep breath? A: Make it stop! Q: Is that Jackhammer of Doom still pounding down into the center of the Earth???? A: It's blinking over and over again over the forest green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Is that Jackhammer of Doom still pounding down into the center of the Earth???? A: It's blinking over and over again over the forest green Q: the red light is blinking, Mr. Poet? A: A rock on a hard place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: the red light is blinking, Mr. Poet? A: A rock on a hard place. Q: You were caught between a wrestler and the cage? A: Our ship sensors just blue screened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: So we've just installed the new Microsoft navigation software. How are things looking? A: Give me all your Lupens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Give me all your Lupens. Q: Why are you wearing that mask and waving that sword? A: You're free to amuse yourself in whatever odd, depraved, debased manner appeals to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: You're free to amuse yourself in whatever odd, depraved, debased manner appeals to you. Q: So what do you want with this bucket of weasel and whipped cream? A: That's a lot of snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: That's a lot of snow. Q: Do you relize that the street price for this mountain would be billions of dollars? A: I'm still wondering why you keep provoking Rachel to use you for batting practice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I'm still wondering why you keep provoking Rachel to use you for batting practice. Q: I've got this great plan involving cough syrup, 20 cases of Kleenex, a whiffle ball, and the St. Loius Arch. A: It only hurts when I do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: It only hurts when I do this. Q: Why do you keep inviting Rachel to bat you upside the head? A: I AM being nice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigaflar3 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I AM being nice. Doc Q: Why don't you get your head out of that oven? This is the time of the year for nice things... A: Game over, man, Game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by gigaflar3 A: Game over, man, Game over. Q: So what did you say when Dr. Destroyer showed up at the New Year's Eve party your characters were having? A: No, he's fitting in like one of the old-timers already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: No, he's fitting in like one of the old-timers already. Q: So, minion, are you having trouble stuffing Defender's new sidekick into the bread box before we mail the body back to him? A: Damn. My legs seem to have gone missing while I was at work. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Damn. My legs seem to have gone missing while I was at work. Q: Stilt-Man, why are you so down? A: About the size of a Volkswagon microbus, but sort of squishy-looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: About the size of a Volkswagon microbus, but sort of squishy-looking. Q: So how would you describe the person that attacked you, sir? A: No, no, no, yes. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: So how would you describe the person that attacked you, sir? A: No, no, no, yes. Doc Q: Are you Homosexual? Are you Sure? Are you really sure? You want to go otu Saturday night? A: The new simplified tax code. Send the government all your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: The new simplified tax code. Send the government all your money. Q: I thought you were a great accountant, Nick...what put you out of work? A: La Bamba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Q: What is the name of the new Hispanic vigilante? A: Publik Skhoolz rok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 31, 2003 Report Share Posted December 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Publik Skhoolz rok! Q: What's that new, controversial marketing campaign for the inner cities? A: I got a rosary, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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