DocMan Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And Lord spare us another deluge of suicide frogs. Q: And does anyone in the congregation have any issues for which they wish us to pray? A: Dirtiest plugs I've seen in a long time. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you citing the city fire department for dirty equipment? A: Give me three steps toward the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you citing the city fire department for dirty equipment? A: Give me three steps toward the door. Q) What would you like Mister? A) An Abba Reunion Tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) An Abba Reunion Tour.Q: Okay' date=' so the instructions tell us we should now 'induce vomiting'...what do they say we should [i']use[/i] to do that?!? A: Tubby the Tounge-Tied Tie-Dyed Turtle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay' date=' so the instructions tell us we should now 'induce vomiting'...what do they say we should [i']use[/i] to do that?!? A: Tubby the Tounge-Tied Tie-Dyed Turtle Q: Who is going to be Barney's replacement? A: It kind of came and went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It kind of came and went. Q: How'd the new laxitive work out? A: The bowels of the Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd the new laxitive work out? A: The bowels of the Earth! Q: Where are you going to dump the laxitive now? A: I can't change here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't change here Q: You claim the accumulated frost in the freezer is talking to you, huh? What did it say? A: "...a thousand feet beloooooow....in the Laaaaand of the Loooost...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can I find my missing socks? A: It took me three tries but I finally got that stain out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It took me three tries but I finally got that stain out. Q: I heard you had to call an exorcist after Satan got a hold of your soul. How did it go? A: A little purple lunch box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard you had to call an exorcist after Satan got a hold of your soul. How did it go? A: A little purple lunch box Q: What does Klytus use to carry his toys in? A: Little, blue, different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Little' date=' blue, different.[/quote'] Q: What does Tim's imaginary friend look like? A: That explains the ferral smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksmoor Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Did Mighty Bec get his shots? A. :Crash: Hawksmoor (Give me a break guys it is my first Q&A Thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. :Crash: Hawksmoor (Give me a break guys it is my first Q&A Thread) Q: /joke mode on (as insurance against repercussions)/ Mightybec, I just heard a rumor! I heard that Kara's gonna sleep with you! A: Penguin ice cream! As a treat for them, or made of them? It makes a big difference, dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksmoor Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are Ice Capades. A. Tastes Great...Less Filling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tastes Great...Less Filling Q: What's the least likely thing anyone would say about MightyBec? A: I'm not sure if he's getting tired of it, or really getting off on it...it's difficult to tell with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sure if he's getting tired of it' date=' or really getting off on it...it's difficult to tell with him![/quote'] Q: What do you think of Dr. Anomaly posting all of those photo-manipulated nude male models? A: Delusions of adequacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Delusions of adequacy Q: What do you suppose just caused Dr. Anomaly to go post a bunch more photo-manipped nude male models? A: Only if you kiss me first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you kiss me first! Q: What does Mightybec say if you ask him for a favor? A:It was money well spent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:It was money well spent Q: Wasn't it a little expensive to fumigate the entire NGD board? A: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in its petty pace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wasn't it a little expensive to fumigate the entire NGD board? A: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in its petty pace... Q: Why are the Tomorrow triplets so slow? A; 20 fried eggs and the last pot noodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; 20 fried eggs and the last pot noodle. Q: Okay, so the bad news is the chuck wagon burned to the ground...did you manage to salvage anything? A: As above, so below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.. Did you duplicate the text like we asked? A: Don't eat the 5 alarm chilli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't eat the 5 alarm chilli Q: What did Tim say that made you decide to try the 6 alarm chili? A: I'll be sore for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Tim say that made you decide to try the 6 alarm chili? A: I'll be sore for a week Q: How are you after the 6 alarm chili and the stomach pump? A: I have no idea why Im awake right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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