Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I already told you 176.3! Q: How many squirrel's are in your front yard? A:It's .3 of a squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many squirrel's are in your front yard? A:It's .3 of a squirrel. Q. How much does the hairball the owl count for over there? A. That is just downright, evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That is just downright' date=' evil![/quote'] Q: I used my powers to make Zornwil fall in desperate lust with Mightybec. Neat, huh? A: Way too many frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Way too many frogs. Q: So the gods gave you the power to transform people into animals? What have you done with it? A: The Magical Mystery Tour is going to blow you away! They're very heavily armed. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Magical Mystery Tour is going to blow you away! They're very heavily armed. Q: WHat do you get when you cross the Beatles with al-Quada. A: An African swallow could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: An African swallow could do it. Q: How are we going to get this coconut over to England? A: That's just too silly. Stop that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's just too silly. Stop that. Q: How about we arm hamsters with uzi's? A: You... are a mental case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How about we arm hamsters with uzi's? A: You... are a mental case! Q. What did Klytus just say to himself in the mirror? A. The Letter 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Letter 9 Q: So your husband choked to death after he accidently swallowed a letter from his keyboard? Which letter was it, m'am? A: He's man enough to wear tights an leap about in the air. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So your husband choked to death after he accidently swallowed a letter from his keyboard? Which letter was it, m'am? A: He's man enough to wear tights an leap about in the air. Doc Q. So why is it again, you don't think it was sexual assault on a boy Michael Jackson? A. Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tuesday. Q: When will you pay me for the hamburger? A: Deja Moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Deja Moo Q: What do you call the feeling that you've milked this cow before? A: The fun bit is seeing what you can make with the leftover parts! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fun bit is seeing what you can make with the leftover parts! Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein say to Igor? A: Deja Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Deja Drew Q: Haven't we seen this episode of the Drew Carey show? A: Bolted together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bolted together Q: What happend to the two prisoners I asked you to watch? A: That's not in my job description. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not in my job description. Q: Why didn't you stop those bolted prisoners from escaping? A: Deja view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Deja view Q: I know this is my first time here, but I would swear I've seen this scenic vista before. You know what I mean? A: It's only a model. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only a model. Doc Q: What do you think of Laita Casta? A: I know I'll go to heck for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know I'll go to heck for this. Q: What happens when you don't brush after meals? A: The Fairy Godfather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens when you don't brush after meals? A: The Fairy Godfather Q: Who grants the Mafia Don's their every wish? A: Tom, Tom, Jefferson, When he wrote, his ink did run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What can one answer this question with that will answer no other question ever to be asked again? A. The time is now... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The time is now... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Q: When are you going to jump off this cliff? A: That didn't take as long as I'd expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Was it good for you? A: I don't think it goes there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When are you going to jump off this cliff? A: That didn't take as long as I'd expected. Q: How long do you think it will take before he realizes it was the drainage ditch he jumped in to? A: I'm not touching that one for all the money in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think it goes there. A: I'm not touching that one for all the money in the world. Q: How do you like my 10 foot pole? A: Two for one. Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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