death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He hit Tribble with a strawberry the size of a bowling ball? A: Piles of floppys. Q. What do women call groups of men who have finished taking part in orgies ? A. When she does it we drool but when you do it, it's disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do women call groups of men who have finished taking part in orgies ? A. When she does it we drool but when you do it, it's disgusting Q: Mighty bec "What's the difference between me and Rachel showing our legs?" A:Wombats, kiwis, and penguins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:Wombats' date=' kiwis, and penguins[/quote'] Q: What three natives of Austrailia are cuter than all the guys in the Cutest Guy in the NGD thread? A: And the penguins are the cutest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What three natives of Austrailia are cuter than all the guys in the Cutest Guy in the NGD thread? A: And the penguins are the cutest! Q. So if Elephants are the most gnarley and Pandas are the most disagreeable with gorillas being guilty of smoking pot, are we missing anything here ? A. The annual Pigeon Thumping Championships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The annual Pigeon Thumping Championships Q: What is all that drumming coming from Central Park? It sounds like a bunch of chimps with bongo drums. A: And hello to you too, my old friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is all that drumming coming from Central Park? It sounds like a bunch of chimps with bongo drums. A: And hello to you too, my old friend! Q. Hello Satan, it's me Jerry Falwell. Remember me ? A. Put the nice lady down. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Put the nice lady down. Now. Q: Grond hungry! Grond eat now! A: And that's your daddy, back in 1992, plotting his revenge on Batman and the Riddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's your daddy' date=' back in 1992, plotting his revenge on Batman and the Riddler.[/quote'] Q: ::Little kid points to a picture in the photo album:: Who's this with the "?" on his T-shirt and tire up in Bat-rope? A: A highly intelligent hench-wench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ::Little kid points to a picture in the photo album:: Who's this with the "?" on his T-shirt and tire up in Bat-rope? A: A highly intelligent hench-wench Q. What remark said to Kara about Rachel resulted in the person saying it being clobbered by them both ? A. Size does not matter in all instances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Size does not matter in all instances Q: What is proven by the fact that Kara has so drooling drooling fans that want to see her topless? A: Atomic trolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Atomic trolls Q: Who most deserves atomic wedgies? A: Not me, I never said that, no way, nunh unh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not me' date=' I never said that, no way, nunh unh![/quote'] Q: OK.... who just called me an "atomic troll"? A: Lizards of the Coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lizards of the Coast Q: What RPG publisher boasts Zornwill as their most ardent fan? A: I swear, officer, it was the scissors! They just -- went off in my hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I swear' date=' officer, it was the scissors! They just -- went off in my hand![/quote'] Q: And why did you cut this man's fingers off, you little psycho? A: No... that's the kitty litter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No... that's the kitty litter. Q: Ooh, and is this dessert? (no lie, there's this recipe...) A: I won't be working here after today, Sir, if you'll allow me to tender my resignation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ooh, and is this dessert? (no lie, there's this recipe...) A: I won't be working here after today, Sir, if you'll allow me to tender my resignation. Q. What sort of moron are you to declare war on Arkansas for having unhealthy pigs ? A. The Woodpecker always pecks twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Woodpecker always pecks twice Q: No, Robin. We must think again. What is the point of two pecks? A: Hot water. All he wants is hot water. And towels. Never a word about the blood, just hot water and towels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No, Robin. We must think again. What is the point of two pecks? A: Hot water. All he wants is hot water. And towels. Never a word about the blood, just hot water and towels... Q. Wow ! Looks like he's bin in the wars fighting them caterpillers. Reckon we should get out a medical kit. What he say he want ? A. It must be such a great honour for you to meet me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. It must be such a great honour for you to meet me. Q: How are you today, Captain Conceit? A: A very expensive bell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are you today, Captain Conceit? A: A very expensive bell Q. What do you use to sound the chimes of freedom ? A. Forged in the... Look let's just call it forgery and leave it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Forged in the... Look let's just call it forgery and leave it like that. Q: It was forged in the heat of passion! What's wrong with that? A: Make me. I'd like to see you try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Make me. I'd like to see you try. Q: Could you *please* behave yourself for just 5 minutes? A: You... you have two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you *please* behave yourself for just 5 minutes? A: You... you have two. Q. What pray tell is wrong with having the Ace of Diamonds in this hand of poker ? A. Let's not kiss and make up. Let's all get naked and have an orgy instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Let's not kiss and make up. Let's all get naked and have an orgy instead. Q: What is the Mightybec solution to almost any argument? A: Don't point that thing at my planet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the Mightybec solution to almost any argument? A: Don't point that thing at my planet! Q. Hey ! Wanna see what the orange throbber does ? A. First left, second right. The secluded alley. That is the Way of the Ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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