Tim Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was the door to the store locked? Do you know that customers were standing outside all morning? A: Merry Christmas. Or something. Doc Q: What is the new, politically correct holiday greeting? A: played alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: played alive. Q: What requirement enforced by the Humane Society makes it impractical to use badgers as hockey pucks? A: A rather large snit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A rather large snit Q: What gift do your in-laws traditionally give you at Christmas? A: The audience is waiting. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The audience is waiting. Doc Q. We've done three encores already! The concert ended an hour ago! We said, "Goodnight, we'll see you in a year!!" Why isn't anyone going home? A. Oh, the weather outside is frightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. We've done three encores already! The concert ended an hour ago! We said, "Goodnight, we'll see you in a year!!" Why isn't anyone going home? A. Oh, the weather outside is frightful. Q: The snow clouds were seeded with a fear gas? A: the phone number of the beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: the phone number of the beast. Q. Anybody recognize 800-555-0666? A. If the US government, in its wisdom, recognizes this man as the real Santa Claus, then it is not my place to disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Anybody recognize 800-555-0666? A. If the US government, in its wisdom, recognizes this man as the real Santa Claus, then it is not my place to disagree. Q: How did Kris Kringle get off the breaking and entering charge? A: It should be a 900 number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It should be a 900 number. Q. What was the only thing wrong with Worldmaker's response to the Phone Number of the Beast answer? A. At times like this, I always ask myself "What would Ellen Ripley do?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the only thing wrong with Worldmaker's response to the Phone Number of the Beast answer? A. At times like this, I always ask myself "What would Ellen Ripley do?" Q: Well, do you beleive me, or not? A: It may not be right, but it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It may not be right' date=' but it's funny.[/quote'] Q. Why are you laughing? Don't you know its not funny to laugh at someone who completely misses a movie reference, and thus supplies a question about the wrong Ripley entirely? A. Egg nog and sugar cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you laughing? Don't you know its not funny to laugh at someone who completely misses a movie reference, and thus supplies a question about the wrong Ripley entirely? A. Egg nog and sugar cookies. Q: What snackassures that the kids wil stay awake and bouncing off the walls way past midngiht on Chritmas eve? A: He is going to be getting a coal brick, but not in his stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is going to be getting a coal brick, but not in his stocking. Q: Santa, what is Public Enemy #1 getting for Christmas this year? A: Christmas is what I'm waiting for, but I can wait a little more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Santa, what is Public Enemy #1 getting for Christmas this year? A: Christmas is what I'm waiting for, but I can wait a little more. Q: Mommy, get up, What are you waiting for? It's 1 after midnight on Christmas day! A: A new year has just beun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A new year has just beun Q: There! I have eradicated the letter "G" from the enlish lanuae. What do you have to say to that? A: I want Pizza! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want Pizza! Q. You hungry? Q. Its almost as creepy as that ad with Johnny Depp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Its almost as creepy as that ad with Johnny Depp. Q: How bad was Worldmaker's Call of Cthulu game? A: It only flies up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How bad was Worldmaker's Call of Cthulu game? A: It only flies up Q: Why is the rocket pack not ready for production? A: come and trim my Christmas tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: come and trim my Christmas tree Q. What is the most ridiculous "request for fellatio" euphamism you've ever heard this time of year? A. In space, there's nowhere left to hide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. In space' date=' there's nowhere left to hide...[/quote'] Q: What is the main drawback to fighting Dr. Destroyer in deep space? A: A 3-page murder mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PenguinKiller Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the main drawback to fighting Dr. Destroyer in deep space? A: A 3-page murder mystery. Q: What kind of a book are you writing, PK? A: Angelina Jolie and Anna Paquin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Angelina Jolie and Anna Paquin. Q. Name two great tastes that taste great together. A. But you can't have any... you're too young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Name two great tastes that taste great together. A. But you can't have any... you're too young. Q: WM, Can I try your Double Chocolate, Brady Fudge? A: A Glamazon in tight pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WM, Can I try your Double Chocolate, Brady Fudge? A: A Glamazon in tight pants. Q) What do you call the lead singer of the New York Dolls? A) The Inner Rhombus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you call the lead singer of the New York Dolls? A) The Inner Rhombus. Q: What does Cubist call his inner self? A: so it was too cheesy. Sue me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Cubist call his inner self? A: so it was too cheesy. Sue me. Q) WHY WHY WHY CAN'T I GO?!?!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!?! A) It's water soluable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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