Pariah Posted September 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 Well she tied me to the headboard with a surf leash And her wet hair hugged her body like a long-lost friend And I really tried my best to get across to her But nothing she would say could be defended Well her birthday suit it was her only present When I looked into her eyes, no history And I told her eating people wasn't pleasant But she laughed a snake eye laugh and walked away from me And I watched her as she walked across the coals I watched her as she walked across the coals Singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird And I'm your nightmare surfer babe Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard You still looking for the perfect microwave? So I really did my best to get across to her I said: "One day every pebble hits the beach" And I kissed her face and held her like a long-lost friend But she was too far out there to be reached To be reached She was too far out there She was singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird I'm your nightmare surfer babe Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard 'You still looking for the perfect microwave? And the sun came up over the mountain And the waves rolled in across the bay And the fabulous brightly-coloured birds flew up out of the forest And she said "Well we're all heaven's beautiful children living together in paradise Lie down my dear... you're going to enjoy this" And she looked like she'd had sex With a Tyrannosaurus Rex Singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird, old man I'm your nightmare surfer babe Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard 'You still looking for that perfect microwave? Perfect microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 She came down from Cincinnati It took her three days on a train Looking for some peace and quiet Hoped to see the sun again But now, she lives down by the ocean She's taking care to look for sharks They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark Can't you feel them circling, honey? Can't you feel them swimming around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town Oh-whoa, oh-whoa You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town She's saving up all of her money Wants to hit it south in May Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n' roll man Somewhere down Monserrat Way But the money's good and the season Helps to lighten up her load Boys keep her high as the months go by She's getting post cards from the road Can't you feel 'em closing in, honey? Can't you feel 'em schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town Sailed off to Antigua It took her three days on a boat Looking for some peace and quiet Maybe keep her dreams afloat But now, she feels like a remora Cross the school still close at hand Just behind the reef are the big white teeth Of the sharks that can swim on the land Can't you feel 'em circling, honey? Can't you feel 'em schoolin' around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 Packing up Ready to leave Heading out It's been a good night Now we're going home Heading out Into the dark Moving fast Lights cut a path Through the gathering gloom Arrive alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Arrive Alive... Eyes in the night They're keeping me right They're guiding me Arrive Alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Eyes in the night Keeping me right Eyes in the night Flying through Towns cloaked in fog Looking in People asleep Now they're safe and warm Behind closed doors Lying back Feeling the speed Knowing that We're on the move Now we're eating up The miles from home Arrive alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Arrive Alive... Eyes in the night They're keeping me right They're guiding me Arrive Alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Eyes in the night Keeping me right Eyes in the night Arrive alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Arrive Alive... Eyes in the night They're keeping me right They're guiding me Arrive Alive... We're heading for home Before the dawn comes Eyes in the night - Arrive Alive Eyes in the night - Arrive Alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 If I could I would change how it went for us If I could I would redo everything If I could I would change what they think of us If I could I would Out of a dream, a mystical dream Where reason flies A forever scene of one figurine Where beauty never dies It's all about moments and if you were there You'd see all the lust and the fire in her stare The context is fluid, the subject is sin The moment of madness begins Lady Macbeth Marked for death Lady Macbeth With every breath Lady Macbeth I see you everywhere Every beat of your heart Every breath in the air It's dark in the day every now and again Your story is just 'round the bend The dream that never ends Into the fire, the forever fire It's out of control Send bishop to squire into the mire They won't make your whole It's all about living the life that you make You're haunted by ghosts of the lives that you take You'll never repay it the cost of your sin The moment of madness begins Lady Macbeth Marked for death Lady Macbeth With every breath Lady Macbeth I see you everywhere Every beat of your heart Every breath in the air It's dark in the day every now and again Your story is just 'round the bend The dream that never ends Out of a dream, a mystical dream On wings of desire A forever scene of figurine A never-ending fire It's all about moments and if you were there You'd see all the lust and the fire in her stare No rest for the weary, no end to the scene Like some kind of evil machine Lady Macbeth Marked for death Lady Macbeth With every breath Lady Macbeth I see you everywhere Every beat of your heart Every breath in the air It's dark in the day every now and again Your story is just 'round the bend The dream that never ends If I could I would.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 Beneath the moonlit sky Shadows walk beside the water Sad goodbyes Whispered on the shore Hear those wind chimes play They serenade the shadowed lovers Sing and fade away Like California promises "I will never love another Wait for me 'til I return" But she never will He waits for her beside the water Faithful still To California promises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 On 7/5/2021 at 9:32 AM, DoctorImpossible said: " " " " - the complete lyrics of the 1812 Overture (Sorry, not sorry) There actually are lyrics—the original orchestration called for a large choir—and the English translation apparently looks something like this: Mighty Lord, preserve us from jeopardy. Take Thee now our faith and loud crying in penitence. Grant victory o'er our treacherous and cruel enemies And to our land bring peace. O mighty Lord hear our lowly prayer, And by Thy shining holy light. Grant us, O Lord, peace again. O mighty Lord hear our prayer and save our people Forever, forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 Ridin' in the slow, slow lane Throttlin' down Ridin' in the slow, slow lane Taking time to look around Everybody's heading into town But we are not Volume's up and the window's down Feelin' hot, hot, hot You and me together, babe Gonna let it all roll 'Cause everything is better now When we take it slow Ridin' in the slow, slow lane Life's the blink of an eye, my, my Ridin' in the slow, slow lane Blue angels paint the sky We don't have a worry Just a surfer and his girl Everything is in our reach Not a care in the world Great to get a second chance Won't need a third Only one direction now Shout it out, forward Drivin' in the slow, slow lane Watch the fog disappear, my dear Ridin' in the slow, slow lane Maybe stop and grab a beer Oh, that summer sun, wind in your hair Half the fun is getting there When you're ridin' in the slow, slow lane (slow lane) Good life's in our reach Ridin' in the slow, slow lane (slow lane) Meet us at the beach Drivin' in the slow, slow lane (slow lane, slow lane) Ridin' in the slow, slow lane (slow lane) Drivin' in the slow lane (slow lane) Ridin' in the slow lane (slow lane) Slow lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 Where did you sleep last night? Under the cold street light Who last called you by your name? Where did you leave your peace? Other half of your broken leash Why did you run so far away? Lost dog Something 'bout you breaks my heart Why you burying bones out in the yard? I don't know if I want to know where you've been Lost dog Maybe I'll let you in Home's not a word you say Something made you stray Off like a feather in the wind Where do you find the ground? Let yourself be found If I open my door Make you my friend Are you gonna run off and get lost again? Lost dog Something 'bout you breaks my heart Why you burying bones out in the yard? I don't know if I want to know where you've been Lost dog Maybe I'll let you in You don't have to live this way Hiding from the pouring rain Running through the hunger and the pain Lost dog Something 'bout you breaks my heart Why you burying bones out in the yard? I don't know if I want to know where you've been But lost dog, Maybe I'll let you in There's a broken in your eyes and it pulls me in Will you let anybody get close again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I've no wish to hurry you luv But have you seen the time It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there At nine I don't think the registrar Will be very pleased When we show up an hour late Like two frozen peas Both now facing for the first time Presently and past Something that begins with M And ends in alas More than not complete disaster Even form the start What could it be... It's Matrimony I know how you've dreamt about Being walked down the aisle But think of the money we'll save And you'll see it's worthwhile It won't please our mums and dads But they don't even know, Besides if they did what's the betting They wouldn't even go You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony I'm truly grateful for the little things in life That have made me so glad Every other hour that I spend with you Is not in the least bit sad Quite the opposite in fact And if you don't believe me Here's the proof Ask me if I and I'll say "Aye, I do" You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony Marriage-the joining together of the two people For better or for worse Till death them do part Ole ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Here is my song for the asking Ask me and I will play So sweetly, I'll make you smile This is my tune for the taking Take it, don't turn away I've been waiting all my life Thinking it over, I've been sad Thinking it over, I'd be more than glad To change my ways for the asking Ask me and I will play All the love that I hold inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Gee but it's great to be back home, Home is where I want to be. I've been on the road so long my friend, And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree. It's the same old story Everywhere I go, I get slandered, Libeled, I hear words I never heard In the Bible. And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine, Two steps away from the county line, Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, Satisfied. Deputy Sheriff said to me Tell me what you come here for, boy. You better get your bags and flee. You're in trouble boy, And now you're heading into more. It's the same old story Everywhere I go, I get slandered, Libeled, I hear words I never heard In the Bible. And I'm one step ahead of the shoeshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 The long and winding road, that leads, to your door Will never disappear, I've seen that road before It always leads me here, lead me to your door The wild and windy night, that the rain, washed away Has left a pool of tears, crying for the day Why leave me standing here, let me know the way Many times I've been alone, and many times I've cried Any way you'll never know, the many ways I've tried And still they lead me back, to the long winding road You left me standing here a long long time ago Don't leave me waiting here, lead me to your door But still they lead me back to the long winding road You left me standing here, a long long time ago Don't keep me waiting here (Don't keep me waiting), lead me to your door Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I'm sitting in the railway station. Got a ticket for my destination. On a tour of one-night stands my suitcase and guitar in hand. And every stop is neatly planned for a poet and a one-man band. Homeward bound, I wish I was homeward bound, Home where my thought's escaping, Home where my music's playing, Home where my love lies waiting silently for me. Every day's an endless stream Of cigarettes and magazines. And each town looks the same to me, the movies and the factories And every stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be, Homeward bound, I wish I was homeward bound, Home where my thought's escaping, Home where my music's playing, Home where my love lies waiting silently for me. Tonight I'll sing my songs again, I'll play the game and pretend. But all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity Like emptiness in harmony I need someone to comfort me. Homeward bound, I wish I was homeward bound, Home where my thought's escaping, Home where my music's playing, Home where my love lies waiting silently for me. Silently for me. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I can think of younger days when to live for my life Was everything a man could want to do I could never see tomorrow I was never told about the sorrow How can you mend a broken heart ? How can you stop the rain from falling down? (tell me) How can you stop that old sun from shining ? What makes the world go round ? How can you mend this broken man ? (yeah) How can a loser ever win ? Somebody please help me mend my broken heart And let me live again I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees And misty memories of days gone by But we could never see tomorrow Would you believe that no one No one ever told us about the sorrow (so) How can you mend a broken heart ? (and mine is) How can you stop the rain from falling down ? (baby) How can you stop that old sun from shining ? What makes the world go round? (and sometime I have to say, yeah) (Tell me) Help me mend my broken heart I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna I just wanna, I just wanna live again, baby How can you mend this broken man ? (yeah, somebody tell me) How can a loser ever win ? (baby) Help me mend my... This old broken heart I think I, I believe I I feel like I got to, I feel like I wanna live again How can you mend this broken heart ? (somebody please tell me) How can you stop the rain from falling down ? (I wanna know. I know my my clothes are all wet, tell me) How can you mend my, please help me mend my broken heart I think I, I believe I, I've got a feeling that I want to live and live and live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 If ever you got rain in your heart, someone has hurt you, and torn you apart, am I unwise to open up your eyes to love me ? And let it be like they said it would be - me loving you girl, and you loving me. Am I unwise to open up your eyes to love me ? Run to me whenever you're lonely. (to love me) Run to me if you need a shoulder Now and then, you need someone older, so darling, you run to me. And when you're out in the cold, no one beside you, and no one to hold, am I unwise to open up your eyes to love me ? And when you've got nothing to lose, nothing to pay for, nothing to choose, am I unwise to open up your eyes to love me Run to me whenever you're lonely. (to love me) Run to me if you need a shoulder Now and then you need someone older, so darling, you run to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I couldn't figure why You couldn't give me what everybody needs I shouldn't let you kick me when I'm down My baby I find out everybody know that You've been using me I'm surprised you Let me stay around you One day I'm gonna lift the cover And look inside your heart We gotta level before we go And tear this love apart There's no fight you can't fight This battle of love with me You win again So little time We do nothing but compete There's no life on earth No other could see me through You win again Some never try But if anybody can, we can And I'll be, I'll be Following you Oh baby I shake you from now on I'm gonna break down your defenses One by one I'm gonna hit you from all sides Lay your fortress open wide Nobody stops this body from Taking you You better beware, I swear I'm gonna be there one day when you fall I could never let you cast aside The greatest love of all There's no fight you can't fight This battle of love with me You win again So little time We do nothing but compete There's no life on earth No other could see me through You win again Some never try But if anybody can, we can And I'll be, I'll be Following you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Could U be the most beautiful girl in the world ? It's plain 2 see U're the reason that God made a girl When the day turns into the last day of all time I can say I hope U are in these arms of mine And when the night falls before that day I will cry I will cry tears of joy cuz after U all one can do is die, oh Could U be the most beautiful girl in the world ? Could U be ? It's plain 2 see U're the reason that God made a girl Oh, yes U are How can I get through days when I can't get through hours ? I can try but when I do I see U and I'm devoured, oh yes Who'd allow, who'd allow a face 2 be soft as a flower ? Oh I could bow (bow down) and feel proud in the light of this power Oh yes, oh Could U be (could U be) the most beautiful girl in the world ? Could U be ? It's plain 2 see U're the reason that God made a girl Oh, yes U are And if the stars ever fell one by one from the sky I know Mars could not be, uh, 2 far behind Cuz baby, this kind of beauty has got no reason 2 ever be shy Cuz honey, this kind of beauty is the kind that comes from inside Could U be (could U be) the most beautiful girl in the world ? So beautiful, beautiful It's plain 2 see (plain 2 see) U're the reason that God made a girl Oh yeah ! (Oh, yes U are) Girl (Could U be ?) U must be ... oh yeah! (Could U be ?) U're the reason ... oh yeah (Could) (Could) (Could) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I can't disguise the pounding of my heart It beats so strong It's in your eyes what can I say They turn me on I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with u Come on and touch the place in me That's calling out your name We want each other oh so much Why must we play this game ? Don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with u I don't care if we spend the night at your mansion I don't care if we spend the night on the town All I want is 2 spend the night together All I want is 2 spend the night in your arms To be around u is so-oh right You're sheer perfection (thank u) Drive me crazy, drive me all night Just don't break up the connection I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with u I don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with u Just take me with u Oh won't u take me with u Honey take me with u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 You don't have to be beautiful To turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn You don't need experience To turn me out You just leave it all up to me I'm gonna show you what it's all about You don't have to be rich To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss You got to not talk dirty, baby If you wanna impress me You can't be too flirty, mama I know how to undress me (Yeah) I want to be your fantasy Maybe you could be mine You just leave it all up to me We could have a good time You don't have to be rich To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss Yes I think I wanna dance Gotta, Gotta Little girl Wendy's parade Gotta, gotta, gotta Women not girls rule my world I said they rule my world Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size) Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch Dynasty To have an attitude You just leave it all up to me My love will be your food Yeah You don't have to be rich To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat you I'll never lie And if you're evil I'll forgive you by and by You, I would die for you, yeah Darling if you want me to You, I would die for you I'm not your lover I'm not your friend I am something that you'll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I'm your messiah and you're the reason why 'Cause you, I would die for you, yeah Darling if you want me to You, I would die for you You're just a sinner I am told Be your fire when you're cold Make you happy when you're sad Make you good when you are bad I'm not a human I am a dove I'm your conscious I am love All I really need is to know that You believe Yeah, I would die for you, yeah Darling if you want me to You, I would die for you Yeah, say one more time You, I would die for you Darling if you want me to You, I would die for you 2 3 4 You I would die for you I would die for you You, I would die for you You, I would die for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 To sail on a dream on a crystal clear ocean To ride on the crest of the wild raging storm To work in the service of life and the living In search of the answers to questions unknown To be part of the movement and part of the growing Part of beginning to understand Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to, The things that you've shown us, the stories you tell Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit The men who have served you so long and so well Like the dolphin who guides you, you bring us beside you To light up the darkness and show us the way For though we are strangers in your silent world To live on the land we must learn from the sea To be true as the tide and free as a wind swell Joyful and loving in letting it be. Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to, The things that you've shown us, the stories you tell Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit The men who have served you so long and so well. Aye, Calypso, the places you've been to, The things that you've shown us, the stories you tell Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit The men who have served you so long and so well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of the 4H club Both active in the FFA After graduation Mary Anne went out Lookin' for a bright new world Wanda looked all around this town And all she found was Earl Well, it wasn't two weeks after she got married ThatWanda started gettin' abused She'd put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And makeup to cover a bruise Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from there But Earl walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta On a red eye midnight flight She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan And it didn't take 'em long to decide That Earl had to die Good bye, Earl Those black-eyed peas They tasted alright to me, Earl You feelin' weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl Ain't it dark wrapped up in that tarp, Earl The cops came by to bring Earl in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats and said, "Thank you ladies If you hear from him let us know" Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer And summer faded into fall And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all So the girls bought some land at a roadside stand Out on highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam And they don't lose any sleep at night 'Cause Earl had to die Good bye, Earl We need a break Let's go out to the lake, Earl We'll pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk, Earl Well, is that alright? Good! Let's go for a ride, Earl Ooh hey hey hey Ah hey hey hey Well, hey hey hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Met a man on the street last night He said his name was Jesus Met a man on the street last night Thought he was crazy till I watched Him heal a blind man I watched Him heal a blind man, now I see I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk, yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Met a girl in a chair with wheels But no one else would see her Met a girl in a chair with wheels Everyone was so afraid To even look down on her And she just spread her little wings and flew away I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk, yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Live here anymore Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Met a kid on a bridge last night Contemplating freedom Met a kid on a bridge last night And he said, "I'm tired of this maddening life And I'm ready to go meet Jesus" I said, "He's a friend of mine Met Him just last night And it's all right, yeah It's all right, yeah" I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk, yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I'll live this life until this life Won't let me live here anymore Live here anymore Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Met a man on the street last night Said his name was Jesus Met a man on the street last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 Well, I left Kentucky back in '49 An' went to Detroit workin' on an assembly line The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry 'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black One day I devised myself a plan That should be the envy of most any man I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round So the very next day when I punched in With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends I left that day with a lunch box full of gears I've never considered myself a thief But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece Especially if I strung it out over several years The first day I got me a fuel pump And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome The little things I could get in my big lunchbox Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home Now, up to now my plan went all right 'Til we tried to put it all together one night And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong The transmission was a '53 and the motor turned out to be a '73 And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone So we drilled it out so that it would fit And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit We had that engine runnin' just like a song Now the headlights, it was another sight We had two on the left and one on the right But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on The back end looked kinda funny too But we put it together and when we got through Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin About that time my wife walked out And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin" So we drove up town just to get the tags And I headed her right on down main drag I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around But up there at the court house they didn't laugh 'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is around Uh yeah, Red Ryder, this is the Cotton Mouth In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, Huh, this is the Cotton Mouth And negatory on the cost of this mo-chine there, Red Ryder You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it's cheaper that way Uh, what model is it? Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58 '59 automobile It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67, '68, '69, '70 automobile.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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