Wormhole Posted December 1, 2003 Report Share Posted December 1, 2003 It's a week after the superbattle of the century with Doctor Destroyer, in which a teammate of yours appeared to have made the ultimate sacrifice to save a bunch of innocent bystanders from destruction at the hands of one of the Doctor's fiendish devices. As you are walking near the sight of the battle, you see a swirling vortex open in the fabric of space and a figure stumbles out. It's the aforementioned colleage and they appear dazed, confused, malnurished, and they have what appear to be a dozen or so mismatched socks clinging to their costume. As you approach them, they collapse right there on the sidewalk. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 1, 2003 Report Share Posted December 1, 2003 Get my missing socks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 Well the answer is obvious. I would start laughing and not stop until I passed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Gnome Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 It's a trick! Get an axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pteryx Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 Run up to him and kneel next to him. "Brother! Are you all right?!" (What? Almost all of his creator's robots are designed to be male.) He'd shake off any snarky remarks from anyone around concerning him obviously not being all right, then pick him up to carry him back to a nearby teleporter or vehicle in order to bring him home for refueling and repairs -- only then noticing the socks. He'd find this very strange and wonder about it the whole time, but probably not say anything right then and there. Instead, he'd wait until he had free time to meditate on it and the like, and eventually ask that particular brother what happened. -- Pteryx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 I'd solve the mystery of why none of my socks matched. Then I'd take him back to HQ for medical treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkling Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Call the team. Count the socks. If the number is even, charge through the vortex before it collapses. (Rapid Sight, x100) (Overconfidence) (SuperSpeed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyendasky80 Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Take a picture to be enlarged, framed and hung in the trophy room with the caption, "I fought Doctor Destroyer, got sucked into another dimension and all I got was some dirty socks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farik Posted January 1, 2004 Report Share Posted January 1, 2004 Husky would welcome them home and ask if they'd like a beer. Kenneth would try to do some subtle tests to figure out what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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